Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

#1. On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away.

John Ratzenberger

#2. I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.

Bertrand Russell

#3. Every Vacation bring Sunshine in our Heart.

Jan Jansen

#4. We are sisters.
We are brothers.
We are family.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. I'm not cut out to be a detective on 'Law & Order' - I laugh too easily.

Becki Newton

#6. Literature must become party literature. Down with unpartisan litterateurs! Down with the superman of literature! Literature must become a part of the general cause of the proletariat.

Vladimir Lenin

#7. You've got to have a problem that you want to solve; a wrong that you want to right.

Steve Jobs

#8. When I look around the world, I don't see too many damsels in distress. If they're a damsel in distress, they're manipulating some guy to help them.

Sigourney Weaver

#9. Japanese players do not like being thrown into an arena in which they are given very little instruction. You can head in any direction, 360 degrees. They say, 'What am I supposed to do? Give me hints. Provide me service instead of just throwing me into this arena.'

Hideo Kojima

#10. Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'?

Jeremy Clarkson

#11. I have been teaching you all the methods of meditation. You can choose any method that suits you. There are only one hundred and twelve methods; there is no possibility of adding more. It is exhaustive. All the methods possible have been explored. The simplest is witnessing.

Rajneesh

#12. He said, I'm better off without her, until I showed him my tattoo.

Tom Waits

#13. Like so many men he had found that he had only one or two ideas - that his little collection of pamphlets now in its fiftieth German edition contained the germ of all he would ever think or know.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#14. I would like philanthropists to take more risks and invest more in risk capital.

Jacqueline Novogratz