Big Bang Theory Best Sheldon Quotes

#1. Sooner or later everyone is defeated by their desires.

Rafael Yglesias

#2. Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

Jim Parsons

#3. The whole crew sat on the deck, without a storm or a monster attack to worry about for the first time in days, and ate ice cream. Well, except for Frank, who was lactose intolerant. He got an apple.

Rick Riordan

#4. Water your dreams with the essence of love so it may nurture and grow beyond your vision and desires.

Truth Devour

#5. I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Chuck Lorre

#6. On turf and curb and bower-roof
The snow-storm spreads its ivory woof;
It paves with pearl the garden-walk;
And lovingly around the tatter'd stalk
And snivering stem its magic weaves
A mantle fair as lily-leaves.

John Townsend Trowbridge

#7. It is a weak man who blames his failures on the strength of others.

Orson Scott Card

#8. If you can't advertise yourself, what hope do you have of advertising anything else?

David Ogilvy

#9. What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?

Chuck Lorre

#10. Your ability to see beauty and possibility is proportionate to the level at which you embrace gratitude.

Steve Maraboli

#11. Big-government economics breeds crony capitalism. It's corrupt, anything but neutral, and a barrier to broad participation in prosperity.

Paul Ryan

#12. The Tonys ignored West Side Story. The Tonys ignored Gypsy. It's a kind of public humiliation.

Stephen Sondheim

#13. She was his own Emma, by hand and word

Jane Austen

#14. This is a hump you have to get over, and it usually comes in the first series. You get over the hump and you're on a roll.

Al Arbour

#15. I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle-bunny!

Chuck Lorre

#16. Listen to Mr. Complacency long enough and he'll convince you that what you really, really need is a nap.

Alex And Brett Harris

#17. Now, you and I both know that if you can control the flow of information, you can control everything.

Dave Eggers

#18. For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.

Chuck Lorre

#19. If someone hurts you, to take the revenge, love him.

Debasish Mridha

#20. How about we make a date to do nothing but curl up together after school alone and Roku a Big Bang Theory marathon." I grinned at him. "No one but me knows what a dork you truly are." "I need to laugh, and Sheldon makes me laugh.

P.C. Cast