Bicycle Humor Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 22 famous quotes and sayings about bicycle humor to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 22 Bicycle Humor Quotes

#1. Dream large and make yaour dreams defy the laws of gravity. Soar high and show your inner strength - Author: Lee Pryke
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#2. The suspect had experienced a ballistic interlude earlier in the evening," Miss Pao said, "regrettably not filmed, and relieved himself of excess velocity by means of an ablative technique." (describing a young man who flew off a bicycle at high speed) - Author: Neal Stephenson
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#3. When I think of the artists I admire and seek out musically. It's because I'm curious about where they're going to go the next time they have a chance to put a record out. It's not about where I find them on the radio dial, or how many records they're selling. - Author: Mary Chapin Carpenter
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#4. I think that the audience should not be able to tell if it is real or not real - it should be an enhanced version of reality, or an artistic view of reality, that captures not only what is physically there, but what is not visible - the mood. - Author: Vilmos Zsigmond
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#5. Control your temper, or it will control you. Sometimes even remotely, like a toy car. Christmas is coming up, and for only $44.44 I'll sell you a gift that would be perfect for the child in your life. - Author: Jarod Kintz
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#6. He had fallen for Cal like a sperm-whale failing to clear the Grand Canyon on a bicycle. - Author: Jodi Taylor
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#7. I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could, I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper. - Author: Georgia Saratsioti
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#8. Education makes a straight ditch of a free meandering brook. - Author: Henry David Thoreau
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#9. Balance. It's like a unicorn; we've heard about it, everyone talks about it and makes airbrushed T-shirts celebrating it, it seems super rad, but we haven't actually seen one. I'm beginning to think it isn't a thing. - Author: Jen Hatmaker
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#10. We're going forward, but nothing changes. - Author: Albert Camus
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#11. A man of your valor deserves not another breath. - Author: Craig R. Key
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#12. Europe needs a boundary like a fish needs a bicycle. - Author: Yanko Tsvetkov
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#13. I am not a princess. And I don't need rescuing. - Author: Nicola Yoon
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#14. A lawsuit with no legal precedent, seeking no damages, from no jury, in the name of stopping something that isn't happening? Only in New York. - Author: Kenneth Langone
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#15. A woman needs a strong man to take care of her like a fish needs a bicycle. - Author: John Green
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#16. The first time I took a Kundalini yoga class, I cried my eyes out afterwards. I was so moved by the meditation and singing "Long Time Sun" at the end of class. I felt like I was home. - Author: Zoe McLellan
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#17. Religion is not a dogma, nor an emotion, but a service. - Author: Roswell Dwight Hitchcock
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#18. Our peaceful borders and our peaceful history are important symbols, to be sure. What they symbolize, however, is the spirit of respect and restraint which allow us to cooperate, despite our differences, in way which help us both. - Author: Richard M. Nixon
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#19. Adam and Eve covered their privates with fig leaves; the first Indians covered their privates with their tiny hands. - Author: Sherman Alexie
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#20. Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle - and mine just got stolen. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#21. You know what they say: A woman needs a man about as much as a fish needs a bicycle. - Author: Candace Bushnell
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#22. I jerked my phone out of my pocket and took a sharp left to follow the bold green line. I didn't fail to notice my walking icon had been replaced with a bicycle. Stupid Google. Doesn't have a "Succubus on Steroids" setting.

J.M. Friedman. Succubus in Seattle (Kindle Locations 1198-1199). - Author: J.R. Thorn
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