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Top 8 Better Off Ted Funny Quotes

#1. Though friendship is not quick to burn it is explosive stuff. - Author: May Sarton
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#2. One basketball to rule them all," Leo muttered. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#3. Men don't like clever wives, they like charming ones! - Author: Kathleen Tessaro
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#4. And he would probably not agree with my conviction that a sense of humor is the main measure of sanity. But who can say for sure? Humor is a very private thing. - Author: Hunter S. Thompson
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#5. After this, I can't resist. Between you, me, and the rest of us, Ted, it's starting to show. You'd better work out, or getting fat off Daddy might be harder to hide. - Author: Cindy Martinusen Coloma
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#6. I think the more you hone your voice, take risks and talk about things that matter, the better chance you have of getting into the realm of the philosophers of stand up. But you have to be funny. - Author: Ted Alexandro
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#7. A mind that has seen, and suffered, and done, speaks to us of what it has tried and conquered. - Author: Thomas Carlyle
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#8. Nirvana is a state of perpetual bliss and ecstasy, unaffected by the transient ups and downs of its own creations. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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