Best Yoda Quotes

#1. Good find," Ethan said. "Yeah," Jeff agreed. "It's pretty awesome. Like finding the Higgs boson." Silence. "Aw, no physics fans here? Learn things you must," Jeff said in his best Yoda voice. I rolled my eyes.

Chloe Neill

#2. Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda.

Dan Harmon

#3. Do...or do not... There is no try." ~Yoda

Yoda

#4. So Yoda sounds like our best bet as an energy source. But with world electricity consumption pushing 2 terawatts, it would take a hundred million Yodas to meet our demands. All things considered, switching to Yoda power probably isn't worth the trouble - though it would definitely be green.

Randall Munroe

#5. Erik grinned. "Do or do not. There is no try."
Only Erik would quote Yoda in bed.

Piper Vaughn

#6. QBert is pretty much the Jimi Hendrix of DJing. He is so far advanced. So far ahead of everybody else. He's like Yoda! Like the guru.

DJ Jazzy Jeff

#7. If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are . . . a different game you should play. - YODA

Anthony Robbins

#8. have a strict rule against dating men like that. I don't want to be the Luke to anyone's Yoda, you know what I'm saying?

Julie Johnson

#9. His expression changed, and he took a step back. He looked away. "When you said it was broken, you were just being-"
"No! It is. My phone. Broken." Now she sounded like Yoda on crack.

Brigid Kemmerer

#10. In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.

George Lucas

#11. Happiness is where you start from rather than where you go. God, I sound like Yoda.

Simon Pegg

#12. Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong.

Gail Porter

#13. Wow, is that Katniss making out with Yoda?

Becky Albertalli

#14. I hope I'm better looking than Yoda, but - I'm really interested in people who have something to say, a change they want to make and can't figure out why they can't make it spread.

Seth Godin

#15. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.

George Lucas

#16. Your rack looks fabulous in this dress. You should wear this one. He'll lose his shit when he sees you in it."
"You always know the right things to say," I joked.
"I know. I'm like a super-hot version of Yoda.

J.L. Berg