Top 34 Best Tyrion Quotes

#1. Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs

George R R Martin

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#2. That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed.

George R R Martin

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#3. Warn you, Lannister, you'll find no inns at the Wall," he had said, looking down on him. "No doubt you'll find some place to put me," Tyrion had replied. "As you might have noticed, I'm small.

George R R Martin

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#4. I am a knight - " "So I've noted. Tell me - did Cersei have you knighted before or after she took you into her bed?" The flicker in Lancel's green eyes was all the admission Tyrion needed. So Varys told it true. Well, no one can ever claim that my sister does not love her family.

George R R Martin

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#5. My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.

George R R Martin

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#6. I beg you both, take heart.'(Varys)
'Whose?' asked Tyrion sourly. He could think of several tempting choices.

George R R Martin

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#7. The dwarf has risen from the dead, Tyrion thought. And look, he's uglier than ever, run tell your friends.

George R R Martin

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#8. Is this Dornish wine?" Tyrion asked him once, as he pulled a stopper from a skin. "It reminds me of a certain snake I knew. A droll fellow, till a mountain fell on him.

George R R Martin

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#9. Tyrion: My gentle sister seems to have mistaken me for Ned Stark.
Bronn: I hear he was taller.
Tyrion: Not after Joff took off his head.

George R R Martin

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#10. The dwarf has played her like a set of pipes, and she is too deaf to hear the tune.

George R R Martin

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#11. A wise man did not pour wildfire on a brazier. Instead he poured a fresh cup of wine.

George R R Martin

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#12. Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit

George R R Martin

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#13. Once a man has seen a dragon in flight, let him stay home and tend his garden in content, someone had written once, for this wide world has no greater wonder. Tyrion scratched at his scar and tried to recall the author's name.

George R R Martin

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#14. Words are wind - Tyrion Lannister.

George R R Martin

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#15. One naked girl with a mud up to her knees could not seem to take her eyes off Tyrion. She has never seen a dwarf before, he realized, much less a dwarf without a nose. He made a face and stuck his tongue out and the girl began to cry

George R R Martin

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#16. Tyrion shrugged. We all need to be mocked from time to time Lord Mormont lest we start to take ourselves too seriously.

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#17. Tyrion was exceedingly courteous; he offered his sister the choice portions of every dish, and made certain he ate only what she did. Not that he truly thought she'd poison him, but it never hurt to be careful.

George R R Martin

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#18. Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too cruel.

George R R Martin

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#19. Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'
Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.

George R R Martin

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#20. Have you ever considered that too many answers are the same as no answers at all? - Tyrion

George R R Martin

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#21. My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind ... and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. Tyrion

George R R Martin

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#22. Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King's Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy."
"How odd. I think quite the same of you.

George R R Martin

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#23. A fool more foolish than most had once jested that even Lord Tywin's shit was flecked with gold. Some said the man was still alive, deep in the bowels of Casterly Rock.

George R R Martin

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#24. I made no threats, that was a promise.

George R R Martin

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#25. Don't call me Lord Snow."
The dwarf lifted an eyebrow. "Would you rather be called the Imp? Let them see that their words can cut you and you'll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can't hurt you with it anymore.

George R R Martin

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#26. Shall I prick my prick as well?

George R R Martin

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#27. There was very little that Jaime took seriously. Tyrion knew that about his brother, and forgave it. During all the terrible long years of his childhood, only Jaime had ever shown him the smallest measure of affection or respect, and for that Tyrion was willing to forgive him most anything.

George R R Martin

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#28. Tyrion wondered what it would be like to have a twin, and decided that he would rather not know. Bad enough to face himself in a looking glass every day.

George R R Martin

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#29. Littlefinger: A trade envoy from Lys once observed to me that Lord Stannis must love his daughter very well, since he'd erected hundreds of statues of her all along the walls of Dragonstone.
Tyrion: My lord, those are gargoyles.

George R R Martin

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#30. When I was a boy," Tyrion replied, "my wet nurse told me that one day, if men were good, the gods would give the world a summer without ending. Perhaps we've been better than we thought, and the Great Summer is finally at hand." He grinned. The

George R R Martin

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#31. The Imp," said Littlefinger as Lord Varys watched her face. "Tyrion Lannister.

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#32. Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?

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#33. Jaime," she said, tugging on his ear, "sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna's breast. You smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg, and there's some of Kevan in you, else you would not wear that cloak ... but Tyrion is Tywin's son, not you.

George R R Martin

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#34. And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?"
"If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.

George R R Martin

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