Best Trolling Quotes

#1. Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn't matter.

P. J. O'Rourke

#2. guess my favorite form of exercise is falling into bed each night.

Steve Demaree

#3. We are not like you. We do not glory in having power over our own kind." Haghuf turned to walk away. Then as an afterthought added over his shoulder, "Or imagining that we do.

Jaq D. Hawkins

#4. Tara...seemed to digest gossip as voraciously as an owl, regurgitating it in the form of little pellets of dubious information.

Erin Saldin

#5. Never allow carping critics to deter you from success. Instead, silence them with it.

Christian Baloga

#6. It's one of the most enjoyable experiences. To me, it's theater. Immediate reaction, the second it's done. I get to be in my living room with you, trolling my own show.

Orlando Jones

#7. There's nothing I value more than the closeness of friends and family, a smile as I pass someone on the street.

Willie Stargell

#8. I was kind of loathe to go on social media. I find the trolling unacceptable, and I never wanted to look like I was someone who would accept that.

Daisy Ridley

#9. I think we should permanently cut off the internet access of any company that sends out three erroneous copyright notices. Three strikes and you're out, mate.

Cory Doctorow

#10. Trolling taps into people's desire to poke fun, make trouble and cause annoyance.

Rob Manuel

#11. The words tasted sour. I agreed with Patrick. In New Orleans, sometimes death did feel more like socializing. And he knew better than anyone else. He frequented postmortem parties daily, trolling for books.

Ruta Sepetys

#12. Yeah, right, like Catherine Deneuve has her own hot-guy SWAT team trolling the neighborhood for celebrity stalkers with swords - Kate (Die For Me)

Amy Plum

#13. Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it.

Richard Petty

#14. The artistic desire reveals itself in dark form - in karaoke bars [or] trolling on the Internet.

Young-Ha Kim

#15. Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.

Bryan Fields

#16. As anyone who follows me on Twitter will know, I'm fairly robust in my views on there. I get next to nothing in the way of trolling. Most women I know who regularly come close to expressing an opinion get trolled constantly. This is a men-on-women issue. Guys are pretty much doing it to the girls.

John Niven

#17. We probably won't live long enough to run out of food, or electricity, or anything important." "Oh, you'll live," Murphy said. "I have no doubt." "Really?" Jerome asked, real curiosity in his voice. "What makes you think I'll last?" "Because you're a pussy!

Bobby Adair

#18. There was something so unutterably ridiculous about the sight of a US company deleting posts accusing it of censorship that many other people began to protest.

G.R. Reader

#19. With false names, on the right nets, they could be anybody. Old men, middle-aged women, anybody, as long as they were careful about the way they wrote. All that anyone would see were the words, their ideas. Every citizen started equal, on the nets.

Orson Scott Card

#20. I'm not good at going on the internet and trolling around and finding information.

Mary Elizabeth Ellis

#21. I love trolling around the internet and I am nuts like an 8-bit Monkey on cocaine.

Sultan Khan

#22. People moan about Twitter, people being rude and trolling. Just turn it off. Life goes on.

Tom Parker Bowles

#23. Africa's mineral wealth is great; we should co-operate in its development.

Haile Selassie

#24. A man who does nothing never has time to do anything

Charles Spurgeon

#25. One day I was 17 years old and I ended up trying to commit suicide and I ended up in the hospital. As a teenager, that was a really scary thing.

Pattie Mallette

#26. I'm always trolling for trivia.

Lynn Abbey

#27. ...the performative online biliousness that has come to be known as trolling...

Glen Weldon

#28. The Devil loved watching children pour down the front steps of the high school like lava from a volcano. Trolling for souls. He posed in one of his favorite guises today, a school bus driver.

Serena Schreiber