Best Table Tennis Quotes

#1. table tennis in the afternoon...

Phillip Lundberg

#2. I'm a decent table tennis player, but if you were to put me up against any of the guys you see on television at the Olympics, I'd be lucky to get a couple of points.

Matt Kuchar

#3. Fortune, that with malicious joyDoes man her slave oppress,Proud of her office to destroy,Is seldom pleasd to bless.

John Dryden

#4. A registered trademark of a British company that makes equipment for playing table tennis, the real name of

Joey Green

#5. If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis.

Pierre Berbizier

#6. So there is not a lot about me that you don't know other than that I play table tennis. I'm great, I'm great at table tennis! You will look at me and go, 'How does that dude know how to play that well?'

Jamie Foxx

#7. about four inches down, he suddenly came into a small chamber in the cool-damp sand and there lay eggs, many eggs, almost perfectly round eggs the size of table tennis balls, and he laughed then because he knew. It had been a turtle.

Gary Paulsen

#8. When Sweden's Jan-Ove Waldner travels to China to play table tennis, he is mobbed when he leaves his hotel as if he were a rock star walking around Manhattan or a soccer star walking around Europe.

George Vecsey

#9. I beat my sons in real-life table tennis, but virtually, I get murdered. I download games on the iPhone that I'm addicted to - I'm a master at "Angry Birds."

Salman Rushdie

#10. The Untouchables, in modern times, had won the useless right of being touched by the high caste, but they remained the poorest in the city. Every

Manu Joseph

#11. I like to play table tennis, spend time with my kids.

Floyd Mayweather Jr.

#12. I'm the Bjorn Boerg of table tennis.

Action Bronson

#13. Hornergy' is Zen's term for the indomitable athletic edge powered by sexual restraint. The basketball, baseball and football teams haven't had a winning season in years. The table-tennis team, however, is undefeated.

Megan McCafferty

#14. Britain's counterespionage officers saw signs of treachery in everything Ivor Montagu did: they saw it in his friends, his appearance, his opinions, and his behavior. But above all, they saw it in his passionate, and dubious, love of table tennis.

Ben Macintyre

#15. I think that Richard Nixon will go down in history as a true folk hero, who struck a vital blow to the whole diseased concept of the revered image and gave the American virtue of irreverence and skepticism back to the people.

William S. Burroughs

#16. What sort of perverse beast uses sex to lure a woman into a game of table tennis?

R.R. Hood

#17. It was a lot more fun to get famous than to be famous.

Bill Bryson

#18. There is no limit to what God can do through us if we are a yielded and purified people.

Aiden Wilson Tozer

#19. The New York Federal Reserve is a tool of the big banks.

Collin Peterson

#20. Your attitude is more important than stylish clothes. This comes from believing in yourself. This attitude can define your life.

Arjun Rampal

#21. If you have team spirit you can even beat better teams. As far as team sport is concerned China might need a change in attitude in comparison to the one in table tennis.

Berti Vogts

#22. It was like bouncing tennis balls off a mystery piece of furniture and deducing, from the direction in which the balls ricocheted, whether it was a chair or a table or a Welsh dresser.

Marcus Chown

#23. I know China are very good in table tennis. Let me see what happens in tennis. I am pretty happy with the way I am playing.

Anastasia Myskina