Top 36 Best Stewart Lee Quotes

#1. Don't thank me,' Mr. Curtain called as the door slid closed. 'Impress me!

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#2. I'm online, therefore I am.

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#3. The gym is always open, except when it's closed.

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#4. Kate laid her hand against his cheek. "Why do you keep doing this? Why do you keep getting hurt?"
"Bad habit," Milligan mumbled.

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#5. A lie stands on one foot but the truth stands on 2.

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#6. Oh, here's a clever one. Do you remember this question from the first test? It reads, 'What's wrong with this statement?' And do you know what Constance wrote in reply? She wrote, 'What's wrong with you?

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#7. Go on, Kate. I don't want to have fallen four stories for nothing. - Milligan

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#8. You are the smartest children i know. You just don't beleive it.

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#9. There was a unique pleasure in knowing a friend so well, Reynie reflected, rather like sharing a secret code.

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#10. I hope you haven't given up on the S.Q.'s of the world, Reynie. As you see, there are a great many sheep in wolves' clothing. If not for S.Q.'s good nature, we'd never have escaped.

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#11. Browsing the first editions at my local independent bookstore, I came across 'Pastoralia,' a collection of stories by George Saunders. I'd read one of the stories in it already, and several other Saunders stories in magazines and anthologies, and liked them all.

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#12. Was it worse for him, Reynie wondered, to have felt loved and then rejected? Or was it worse to have always felt alone?

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#13. Enter at the exit

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#14. I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2. The guy is a genius.

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#15. Is this what family is like: the feeling that everyone's connected, that with one piece missing, the whole thing's broken?

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#16. And when I do crave privacy, I have only to flip the "Closed" sign on my shop door until I'm feeling sociable again. Everyone should have such signs on their doors, don't you think?

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#17. You must remember, family is often born of blood, but it doesn't depend on blood. Nor is it exclusive of friendship. Family members can be your best friends, you know. And best friends, whether or not they are related to you, can be your family.

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#18. May your adventures bring you closer together, even as they take you far away from home.

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#19. Milligan! Come and tell us why you're so dreadfully glum!" ~ Constance, The Mysterious Benedict Society

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#20. If we're just trying to be accurate, then how about 'The Doomed to Fail Bunch'?" said Constance.
"Honestly! We can't even name ourselves.

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#21. I tend to find characters who lack vulnerability dull.

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#22. 'Is that really the best you can say? An average-looking boy? An awful lot of boys are average-looking, S.Q.!' And poor S.Q., he just kept arguing that 'this boy was especially average-looking.' " ~ Kate Wetherall, The Mysterious Benedict Society

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#23. I'm an orphan!" Constance cried gleefully. "I'm an orphan!" ~ The Prisoner's Dilemma

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#24. Au contraire..."
"What?" Constance demanded.
Curtain blinked.
~ The Perilous Journey

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#25. If you like to tell stories and compose sentences, and if you work hard at being good at these things, then you are a writer even if you haven't published anything.

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#26. We [Americans] became a nation of java junkies, wired from dawn to dusk intent on running faster, getting richer, dancing harder, playing longer and getting higher than anybody else.

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#27. So began one of the fiercest and strangest battles ever fought, a battle that involved all manner of business supplies, elegant clothing and accessories, and no shortage of trickery and taunts.

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#28. She announced her age right away, for children consider their ages every bit as important as their names.

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#29. You know what i like about buttons? They're very small things that hold bigger things together. Awfully important, buttons - little but strong.

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#30. When the time comes to face McCracken, I don't want you anywhere near."

"I agree with Milligan!" Sticky whispered.

Milligan winked at him and quickly ushered the children back to the double doors.

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#31. ... I see that something's are hard to do, but that you can't live with yourself if you don't do them. I see that the best way to help myself is to help the people I care about. The rest will sort itself out. It has to, right?

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#32. Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?

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#33. I am sick of reading on Daily Mail message boards that I am 'one of these foul-mouthed modern comedians' when I am absolutely not. Honestly, who are these cunts?

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#34. And please don't call me that.
I didn't call you 'that', I called you George Washington.

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#35. The missing aren't missing, they're only departed,
All minds keep all thoughts - so like gold - closely guarded,

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#36. At this, Constance sat down on a rock and covered her face. She seemed smaller than ever now - so small the harbor breeze might catch her up like a scrap of paper and carry her away, carry her into nowhere.

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