Best Simpsons Christmas Quotes

#1. He was a ship loaded down with a full cargo of emotion, riding low in the dark winter sea of death. Isao

Yukio Mishima

#2. Jim Cramer is a very smart man. I watch his show. I just do not follow his advice.

Robert Kiyosaki

#3. It must be a terrible pressure to have to go to the office.

Jilly Cooper

#4. Xcor's own hand trembled as he reached forth. Grasping Wrath's palm, he kissed the ring and then placed it upon his bowed forehead. "Fore'ermore, I pledge my allegiance unto to you and yours, serving none other." Both

J.R. Ward

#5. Sufism is the spiritual tradition of the dervishes. Its teachers never strive to show how wise they are, and their disciples go into a trance by performing a kind of whirling dance.

Paulo Coelho

#6. It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.

Claude Monet

#7. I guess we're all one phone call from our knees

Mat Kearney

#8. The landscape of one's childhood was more vibrant than any other. It didn't matter where it was or what it looked like, the sights and sounds imprinted differently. They became part of a person, inescapable.

Kate Morton

#9. Children may be born angels, but with all the temptations out there in the world, it takes work to try to keep them that way.

LZ Granderson

#10. Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die.

Lou Holtz

#11. These old knights are more cunning than you think, or they would never have lived to see their first grey hair.

George R R Martin

#12. Love is temperamental. tiring. it makes demands. love uses you. changes its mind.

Janet Fitch

#13. I think actresses are imagined to be these subjects of great vanity. Life is change; physicality changes. It's transient, and that's a beautiful and a painful thing.

Uma Thurman