Top 21 Best Short Funny Love Quotes

#1. What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

Ellen DeGeneres

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#2. Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."
Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."
Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever.

Ann Edwards Cannon

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #318104
#3. As the past has ceased to throw its light upon the future, the mind of man wanders in obscurity.

Alexis De Tocqueville

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #398764
#4. I was too much of a victim of the model I created. I tried Change to Win and helping Obama, and then I just ran out of Andy Stern ideas.

Andy Stern

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #455829
#5. So I'm delighted to open up a bit about these particular details, in honor of Valentine's Day (when every balding, chubby, and short actuary wants people - especially the babes out there - to know about his studly past"
From: "My Best Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story

Zack Love

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #547945
#6. The more we make an effort to keep our thoughts positive, the more pleasurable our journey in life will be.

James Van Praagh

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #626615
#7. I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.

Paul Shaffer

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#8. There is no point in saving the currency if we lose the country that goes with it.

John Redwood

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #910623
#9. so many people concentrate on looks, but the invisible is sacred

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #948919
#10. Every choice you make is a right choice. What is really important is not the choice but the reason why you make it. Any choice made from fear is a disempowering choice.

Karen Kingston

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #970587
#11. To know Jesus Christ, you must first understand his supernatural identity. He is God.

Felix Wantang

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #1070202
#12. If what you know and what you love are the same thing, that's great. But if not, write what you love. I love history, secrets, conspiracies, action, adventure, international settings.

Steve Berry

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #1085178
#13. Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #1129937
#14. Check and restrain anger. Never make any determination until you find it has entirely subsided.

Cuthbert Collingwood, 1st Baron Collingwood

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #1283333
#15. EATABLE MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS
LICKABLE WALLPAPER FOR NURSERIES
HOT ICE CREAMS FOR COLD DAYS
COWS THAT GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK
FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
SQUARE SWEETS THAT LOOK ROUND

Roald Dahl

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #1450507
#16. And I thought I knew him. I knew him; I repeat it in my head bitterly. It's a funny thing to say, you know, to think that you know someone. Well, maybe once I DID know him, but I just wasn't smart enough to notice him change, because people do change, sometimes we just choose not to notice it.

Melanie Sargsian

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #1468980
#17. I play sad bastard music. For the money.

J. Tillman

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#18. Feel that? I don't walk around with a lead pipe in my jeans, so what do you think that tells you about how much I want you. (Simon Brant)

Lucy Monroe

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#19. Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion.

Andy Vogt

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#20. I wasn't a hacker for the money, and it wasn't to cause damage.

Kevin Mitnick

Best Short Funny Love Quotes #1787659
#21. Sonnets are guys writing in English, imitating an Italian song form. It was a form definitely sung as often as it was recited.

Steve Earle

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