Best Short Funny Love Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 21 Best Short Funny Love Quotes

#1. To know Jesus Christ, you must first understand his supernatural identity. He is God. - Author: Felix Wantang
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#2. Sonnets are guys writing in English, imitating an Italian song form. It was a form definitely sung as often as it was recited. - Author: Steve Earle
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#3. I wasn't a hacker for the money, and it wasn't to cause damage. - Author: Kevin Mitnick
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#4. Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. - Author: Andy Vogt
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#5. Feel that? I don't walk around with a lead pipe in my jeans, so what do you think that tells you about how much I want you. (Simon Brant) - Author: Lucy Monroe
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#6. I play sad bastard music. For the money. - Author: J. Tillman
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#7. And I thought I knew him. I knew him; I repeat it in my head bitterly. It's a funny thing to say, you know, to think that you know someone. Well, maybe once I DID know him, but I just wasn't smart enough to notice him change, because people do change, sometimes we just choose not to notice it. - Author: Melanie Sargsian
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#8. EATABLE MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS
LICKABLE WALLPAPER FOR NURSERIES
HOT ICE CREAMS FOR COLD DAYS
COWS THAT GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK
FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
SQUARE SWEETS THAT LOOK ROUND - Author: Roald Dahl
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#9. Check and restrain anger. Never make any determination until you find it has entirely subsided. - Author: Cuthbert Collingwood, 1st Baron Collingwood
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#10. Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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#11. If what you know and what you love are the same thing, that's great. But if not, write what you love. I love history, secrets, conspiracies, action, adventure, international settings. - Author: Steve Berry
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#12. What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out. - Author: Ellen DeGeneres
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#13. Every choice you make is a right choice. What is really important is not the choice but the reason why you make it. Any choice made from fear is a disempowering choice. - Author: Karen Kingston
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#14. so many people concentrate on looks, but the invisible is sacred - Author: Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
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#15. There is no point in saving the currency if we lose the country that goes with it. - Author: John Redwood
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#16. I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy. - Author: Paul Shaffer
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#17. The more we make an effort to keep our thoughts positive, the more pleasurable our journey in life will be. - Author: James Van Praagh
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#18. So I'm delighted to open up a bit about these particular details, in honor of Valentine's Day (when every balding, chubby, and short actuary wants people - especially the babes out there - to know about his studly past"
From: "My Best Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story - Author: Zack Love
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#19. I was too much of a victim of the model I created. I tried Change to Win and helping Obama, and then I just ran out of Andy Stern ideas. - Author: Andy Stern
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#20. As the past has ceased to throw its light upon the future, the mind of man wanders in obscurity. - Author: Alexis De Tocqueville
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#21. Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."
Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."
Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever. - Author: Ann Edwards Cannon
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