Top 30 Best Rik Mayall Quotes

#1. I was brought up to be a good boy and proud of myself so I suppress all the things about me that are bad.

Rik Mayall

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#2. I am happy
Because, I
Found someone
To Blame
For mistakes
Thank God &
You mate,
You ended
My suffocation.

Amen

Rajesh Nanoo

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#3. With 1,000-seater venues, rather than 5,000-seaters, there are richer opportunities for sucking the audience in.

Rik Mayall

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#4. I was imprisoned as an innocent person, it's common sense not to go back

Amanda Knox

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#5. On stage you can group 200 people together and scare them or embarrass them or whatever. You can't do that on TV. You have to use the conventions, that's why Kevin (Turvey) works so well.

Rik Mayall

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#6. I would love to do more on the stage; having actual contact with the audience is great. You can give them a good seeing to!

Rik Mayall

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#7. When you're an experienced celeb - which I am - you sometimes just need a bit of space, when you're not 'on'. I'm always on!

Rik Mayall

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#8. I don't want people to know who I am.

Rik Mayall

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#9. I had a very happy childhood, happy teenage years and I was famous by the time I was 22. A charmed life.

Rik Mayall

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#10. In California today, you may save more water by not eating a pound of beef than you would by not showering for six entire months.

John Robbins

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#11. I've always had live audiences.

Rik Mayall

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#12. The characters that have greys are the more interesting characters. The hero who sometimes crosses the line and the villain who sometimes doesn't are just much more interesting.

Geoff Johns

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#13. I'm frightened of interviews.

Rik Mayall

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#14. Love is the answer.

Rik Mayall

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#15. I ought to be groovy and be able to say the enemy is this and the enemy is that ... but I've never been very good at ... I don't want to have to answer questions I don't know the answer to properly. I have an opinion.

Rik Mayall

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#16. If many good things have not happened in your life, God is not to be blamed

Sunday Adelaja

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#17. Words on the page don't have the same impact as somebody saying the words to you.

Rik Mayall

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#18. You perform for a different audience each night. People who don't understand just think that you go out there every night and do the same thing, but you don't - you have to find out who they are and give it to them.

Rik Mayall

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#19. They [Federalist European Politicians] divide their time between court room, prison and debating chamber - giving a whole new meaning to the term 'conviction politician'.

Margaret Thatcher

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#20. I don't have moments of weakness. I'm Rik Mayall.

Rik Mayall

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#21. It's difficult for me, to look into eyes of a journalist and trust him to present it as you say.

Rik Mayall

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#22. Different industries have different risks and growth rates and volatility.

Leon Black

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#23. Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was just really happy.

Rik Mayall

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#24. Some things we forget. But many things we remember on the mental screen, which is the biggest screen of all.

David Lynch

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#25. With an audience it's now, there are no editors around. It's just me and the audience and it's what I like best.

Rik Mayall

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#26. Another blond boy came tearing from the opposite direction. "Can't find Smith. But I see you found my cupcake."

"Mine," Cole snapped. Uh, was the cupcake supposed to be me? Because it was a weird nickname for a supposed enemy.

Gena Showalter

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#27. One of the darkest, deepest shames so many of us mothers feel nowadays is our fear that we are Bad Mothers, that we are failing our children and falling far short of our own ideals.

Ayelet Waldman

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#28. I live on the limit, Vyvyan. The limit, because I'm a rider at the gates of dawn and I take no prisoners!

Rik Mayall

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#29. I was in a coma for five days - I was dead longer than Jesus before he was raised from the dead.

Rik Mayall

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#30. I dream of a church that is a mother and shepherdess.

Pope Francis

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