Best Richard Madeley Quotes

#1. My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley.

Rosen Trevithick

#2. WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.

Richard Madeley

#3. Memory is a way of telling you what's important to you.

Salman Rushdie

#4. That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.

Richard Madeley

#5. I didn't come here without a visa, like everyone from China and Vietnam and Cuba. I came here by special plane ... received by the ambassador, by the president of the United States. I should be the most honored man in your country.

Bikram Choudhury

#6. This is who Ezra is dating now. He is now into girls who are into dressing up as nineteenth century prostitutes. For the hats.

Leila Sales

#7. Children are not deceived by fairy-tales; they are often and gravely deceived by school-stories. Adults are not deceived by science-fiction ; they can be deceived by the stories in the women's magazines.

C.S. Lewis

#8. IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !

Richard Madeley

#9. A judgmental attitude helps neither ourselves nor others. Arguing or preaching rarely changes other people. Even if our opinions are justified, criticizing others usually makes them wary and defensive. And it takes our attention away from our own lives, which we can change.

Diane Dreher

#10. From what I've come to know about you, my dear, you're a lady who embraces every venture with enthusiasm. I would have been very disappointed if you'd gone out on that court and not played the way you're apparently capable of playing.

Jen Turano

#11. When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe

Richard Madeley

#12. Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!

Richard Madeley

#13. YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?

Richard Madeley