Best Pastafarian Quotes

#1. Most of us happily disavow fairies, astrology and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, without first immersing ourselves in books of Pastafarian theology etc.

Richard Dawkins

#2. Indeed, there is only one reason for us to take up the challenge of relationship, but it is a compelling one -- we must fully relate if we are to fully live.

Steven Harrison

#3. But trying to conjure my mother was like trying to hum a song I'd never heard.

Nadia Hashimi

#4. Tomorrow, today will come and visit you; mind today!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#5. We're drunk," she informs me, "and drunk people have crazy,sporadic thoughts."
"Very true," I agree. "Sometimes when I'm drunk, I think that loving you is sane.

Tarryn Fisher

#6. To cultivate compassion, try to remember that others are doing the best they can, just like you, and that when someone does something abusive, they are getting something that they feel is positive from the experience.

Sharon Gannon

#7. The leech is more developed than the flatworm, with one glial cell for every 30 neurons, and the glial cells occupying 51 percent of the nervous system space.

Andrew Koob

#8. It was a sad place, especially after a day at the Circle, where all was made with care and love and the gift of a good eye.

Dave Eggers