Best Neil Hilborn Quotes

#1. You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!

Dave Barry

#2. The future is a blue sky and a full tank of gas.

Neil Hilborn

#3. but it would be nice to say It's raining only on my head rather than I have a chemical imbalance in my brain or I just remembered that someone I love will die before I do.

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#4. When you're dumb enough for long enough, you're gonna meet someone too smart love you, and they're gonna love you anyway, and its gonna go so poorly.

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#5. Birth and Death are words we chose to describe the doorways in and out of a cycle. This cycle is connected to a larger cycle which awaits our return. It is all just like breathing. Remove the fear and judgement to recognize the same pattern as a principle everywhere.

Franklin Gillette

#6. How to kill yourself without hurting anyone.

Don't.

Neil Hilborn

#7. Give me an honest laugher.

Walter Scott

#8. Imagine if fire extinguishers were full
of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.

Neil Hilborn

#9. One thing any DJ needs in his crate, especially at a barbecue, is a selection of 15-minute-plus jams.

Adam Mansbach

#10. I kind of don't like doing film commentaries because I think they're kind of weird.

Peter Segal

#11. I think that the genes for being an artist and mentally ill aren't just related, they are the same gene, but try telling that to a bill collector. We

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#12. Kid, you'll be fine.

Neil Hilborn

#13. You will remind yourself, she will remind you, you will remind each other, that this is for the best, that you are physically incapable of loving one another,

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#14. She imagines me full of dead things, re-consuming that which I am trying to grow out of.

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#15. This is what it's like to say goodnight and mean goodbye.

Neil Hilborn

#16. Things that I Hope Are True about Heaven

That the radio always plays what would have been your favourite songs. That there's always coffee if you want it. That you're there. That it's real.

Neil Hilborn

#17. ...and I am sitting in this park watching an old couple almost cry together, and I want this to be the most important thing I do all year.

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#18. god bless the shape your head leaves in my pillow; god bless your insatiable hair; god bless you, though the hour is late, for you have come to me at last.

Neil Hilborn

#19. There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.

Eddie Izzard

#20. You will never be more wrong than the first time you say "I love you." You will mean it, sure, but you'll still be lying.

Neil Hilborn

#21. I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes back to meet you.

Chris Pine

#22. my house only felt like a home underwater, in floods; my father was an astronaut because to me stars or the distant flashing of satellites seemed closer than wherever he was; when

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#23. It's unfortunate that your offspring make people wish for a dystopian future in which euthanasia is a universally beloved form of birth control, but when elderly women literally everywhere are better parents than you, perhaps it's time to hang up the baby-making spurs.

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#24. Depression wasn't an endless grey sky, it was no sky at all. I've got to go somewhere. I've got to go. It

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#25. There were a lot of people, I found, who'd rather watch me live my life than live their own life.

Steve Mann

#26. Because only savage women and animals are sincere. Once civilization has introduced a demand for such comforts as, for instance, feminine virtue, sincerity is out of place ...

Anton Chekhov

#27. The squeeze machine is not going to cure anybody, but it may help them relax; and a relaxed person will usually have better behavior.

Temple Grandin

#28. I'm driven by issues, not driven to be political.

Kevin McCloud

#29. Now I just think about who else is kissing her. I can't breathe because he only kisses her once. He doesn't care if its perfect.

Neil Hilborn

#30. I will protect your tax money! It won't be spent on Prime Minister and Governor houses. InshALLAH the day PTI government comes in power these walls of governor houses will be brought down. We will break these walls and make libraries and playgrounds for the public to use

Imran Khan

#31. The first time I saw her,
Everything in my head went quiet.

Neil Hilborn

#32. I am not helping because I have already assumed so much, and I would rather let her suffer than be wrong.

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