Top 68 Best Mindy Quotes

#1. It's a reflex, something that's been ingrained in me. Do no harm. Be nice. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

Mindy McGinnis

Best Mindy Quotes #3787
#2. When I have time to sit and reflect on the different situations that I face every day, I'll be able to speak more succinctly about the challenges as a woman.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #5153
#3. I think that's the lesson of this story: you never know what is going to happen.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #8152
#4. I am the kind of person that is drawn to colors against my will.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #12727
#5. There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #16952
#6. Doesn't the expansiveness of this make you think of the good Lord? Except we know the ocean ends while He goes on forever.

Mindy Starns Clark

Best Mindy Quotes #17869
#7. In my line of work every man wears exactly one outfit khakis, a late night with Jimmy Fallon t-shirt, and a hooded sweatshirt. If you don't people think you're a scientologist and no one will eat lunch with you.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #20162
#8. Hubert's wife, Mindy, was a tiny powerhouse of a woman with a halo of wild blond hair and eye makeup so complex it took me a while to locate her pupils. She was clearly the brains of the operation, such as she was.

Molly Harper

Best Mindy Quotes #21841
#9. I've seen 'Mork & Mindy' a couple times. Robin Williams amazes me. And I love Gary Coleman. He puts me away. He puts everybody away.

Lucille Ball

Best Mindy Quotes #36713
#10. Maybe you accidentally bought this thinking it was the Malala book.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #47109
#11. I know a lot of people think of me and they like, oh that girl is really sexy, that girl is really put together, she would never do something as unladylike as a beet eating competition.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #51355
#12. Every book changes you in some way, whether it's your perspective on the world or how you define yourself in relation to the world.

Mindy Mejia

Best Mindy Quotes #51808
#13. For there were good men. As long as we women remembered to be strong. As long as we remembered to be ourselves

Mindy Klasky

Best Mindy Quotes #52491
#14. What I'd really like to write is a romantic comedy. This is my favorite kind of movie. I feel almost embarrassed revealing this, because the genre has been so degraded in the past twenty years that saying you like romantic comedies is essentially an admission of mild stupidity.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #52881
#15. Skinny foodie, get away from me.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #55072
#16. As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mouth, I started whistling through it, and as a 32-year-old woman, whistling while you speak in sort of annoying.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #55704
#17. I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #56790
#18. I never want anything to be too predictable.

Mindy Grossman

Best Mindy Quotes #61762
#19. There is no difference between Ripley from Alien and any Katherine Heigl character.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #63796
#20. Is this a generation of orphans who are going to the improv to do stand-up?

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #64392
#21. As it is, I guess I find "Jack & Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice the wasteful frivolity of it all.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #69721
#22. The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #74083
#23. Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in 2006 who didn't have a cell phone.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #75230
#24. Regret was for people with nothing to defend, people who had no water.

Mindy McGinnis

Best Mindy Quotes #78048
#25. And the scary thing I have noticed is that some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don't hate themselves.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #80923
#26. I've always been a risk taker; I've never believed in following the expected path.

Mindy Grossman

Best Mindy Quotes #81119
#27. Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need to be a babysitter.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #83243
#28. I skipped out of the Fox lot, threw my Keds back on, resisted the temptation to go over to the Simpsons building and take selfies with the Bart Simpson topiary,

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #86609
#29. 7. Have one great cologne that's not from the drugstore. Just one. Wear very little of it, all the time. I cannot tell you how sexy it is to be enveloped in a hug by a man whose smell you remember. Then, anytime I smell that cologne, I think of you.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #86623
#30. The great thing about true best friends is that when you go MIA for a few months, they inquire but they don't press. Best friends know the power of infatuation but also how quickly it dissipates. You just have to wait it out. And then afterward, tease them about it for decades.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #89891
#31. When I was twenty-five, I went on exactly four dates with a much older guy whom I'll call Peter Parker. I'm calling him Peter Parker because the actual guy's name was also alliterative, and because, well, it's my book and I'll name a guy I dated after Spider-Man's alter ego if I want to.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #91275
#32. Game On, Motherfucker.....

Mindy

Best Mindy Quotes #91315
#33. Don't fall into the trap of thinking about politics in your workplace too much. Just work hard, be cheerful, ignore distractions.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #92710
#34. I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #93277
#35. Neither of us gets to be the princess all the time.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #99030
#36. My version of an Irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, "Where's the bathroom?" and making theatrical looking-around gestures like a lost foreign tourist. But then, instead of finding the bathroom, I sneakily grab my coat and leave.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #102142
#37. People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to go on the road.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #104200
#38. I love you, Mindy! Mindy, look at me, believe me!"
"I don't?
"Why????"
"Because you love me until you don't.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #104940
#39. If I'm going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right?

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #107149
#40. Kiddo, you and me don't do so well in situations we can't control.'
'Don't think I care for that.

Mindy McGinnis

Best Mindy Quotes #108849
#41. Hey, a disclaimer about me: I'm rude.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #108870
#42. I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #110392
#43. I believe in accessibility. I believe in honesty and a culture that supports that. And you can't have that if you're not open to receiving feedback.

Mindy Grossman

Best Mindy Quotes #114322
#44. Mindy Kaling gets her own line in the acknowledgments, as previously negotiated by her representatives. Thanks, Mindy. I love you and you're the best.

B.J. Novak

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#45. I need ten thousand angels to walk me out the door.

Mindy McCready

Best Mindy Quotes #115852
#46. You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it's acid in the face - who will love them now?

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #122414
#47. Something that's happened recently is that I don't beat myself up about stuff.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #125630
#48. Venting your primal self in an emotional moment can be more than your socially constructed self can handle after the fact," Alex says, her eyes gliding over me. "Look at you. Your hands are shaking. Your voice is weak. And your conscience is reasserting itself.

Mindy McGinnis

Best Mindy Quotes #133535
#49. I'm getting made fun of because I used to be fat? The laws of bullying allow you to be cruel even when the victim had made strides for improvement? This is when I realized that bullies have no code of conduct.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #139627
#50. We always think of a diet with a big groan. But I think diets are fun. I think it is an American pastime for a lot of women.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #140342
#51. I'm the kind of person who becomes silent when I get scared, because I hope Death will not notice me if I am very still and very quiet. It has worked well so far.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #142314
#52. I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #142741
#53. I think references, where they fit organically, are great. It's great to do a show that's real and relatable, and so much of what is real, is using real things and instances that are specific. Specificity is the best tool you can have, as a writer.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #299620
#54. Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #334348
#55. One very gratifying compliment I sometimes hear is that women want to be my best friend. This endlessly amuses my actual best friend, Jocelyn, because in her estimation I'm 'a good friend, but not that great.

Mindy Kaling

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#56. Well, it is a photo taken from orbit," Mindy said. "The NSA enhanced the image with the best software they have." "Wait, what?" Venkat stammered. "The NSA?" "Yeah, they called and offered to help out.

Andy Weir

Best Mindy Quotes #362066
#57. I knew that the best way to get out of chores, or sports, or talking to elderly relatives on the phone was by holding up a book and saying, But I'm just enjoying Little House on the Prairie so much!

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #538812
#58. It's really sweet when people tweet at me and say I'm their spirit animal or 'I wish she was my best friend,' which is the nicest compliment. For me, it's like, doing television is so personal because you're in people's homes, so the fact that people feel that way means so much to me.

Mindy Kaling

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#59. Back then, we all thought Lever 2000 was the best because the number "2000" seemed so impressive. Were there 1999 formulas before they landed on this one? That sounds really well researched. I'm in!

Mindy Kaling

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#60. Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.

Mindy Kaling

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#61. I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I'm able to compete in?

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #934521
#62. We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don't have to make it official. It just is.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #1001527
#63. Mrs. Bright cut another slice of the rich, dark cake. It was Mindy's fourth, counting dessert at home. But Mrs. Bright's layer cakes were, Mindy felt sure, the best in the world. Where else did you find the layers of icing almost as thick as the layers of cake?

Jane Louise Curry

Best Mindy Quotes #1143706
#64. They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE.

Mindy Levy

Best Mindy Quotes #1315779
#65. Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.

Mindy Greenstein

Best Mindy Quotes #1320430
#66. I got to see my friend B. J. Novak daily, which, when we weren't fighting, was the absolute best.

Mindy Kaling

Best Mindy Quotes #1421979
#67. If you have something, someone will take it from you, and with the loss comes suffering. It's best to be beholden to nothing.

Mindy McGinnis

Best Mindy Quotes #1752418
#68. When people call me either a girl crush or their best friend, like, the best friend they want, that's, to me, the best compliment anyone could ever give me.

Mindy Kaling

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