Top 32 Best Milligan Quotes

#1. Everybody has to be somewhere!

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #7982
#2. There are holes in the sky
Where the rain gets in,
But they're ever so small
That's why rain is thin.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #20340
#3. As our characters in our 'X-FORCE' began to push at the boundaries of what 'X-FORCE' was, it made perfect story sense for the team to change their name.

Peter Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #29544
#4. Any team that has Shade as their leader is bound to have a pretty directionless quality. But when Cyborg asks Shade to gather the Secret Seven together and help him stop the war between Wonder Woman and Aquaman, Shade agrees - albeit reluctantly.

Peter Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #30023
#5. Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #45976
#6. Whatever I think, whatever I try to do, life might just turn around and ... and hitch up its pants and throw me a twenty-dollar bill.

Peter Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #51571
#7. Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #76325
#8. Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #90461
#9. In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #95559
#10. The thing about Canadian women is that they seem less likely to bring up that they're Canadian. You here less about Canadian actresses than actors, I don't know why.

Dustin Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #101809
#11. We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #103086
#12. Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #108524
#13. A family man from Siberia
As a father was very inferior
But one operation
Revised the situation
And now he's Mother Superior

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #124990
#14. (On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill".

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #130307
#15. My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #133629
#16. Thank you for reminding Canada that I'm a disappointment to them. I like hockey, I love it, but I'm not an avid hockey - let's face it, true Canadian - fan. I've always been more into snowboarding and skateboarding and sort of the alternative sports, I'm not crazy about hockey - but love it!

Dustin Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #133930
#17. Kate laid her hand against his cheek. "Why do you keep doing this? Why do you keep getting hurt?"
"Bad habit," Milligan mumbled.

Trenton Lee Stewart

Best Milligan Quotes #140218
#18. Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys' piss. I like to get in the mood.

Peter Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #157852
#19. General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #178526
#20. In choosing a mate, don't pick the tallest and most handsome or the most beautiful. Don't choose one just because that person raises your physical passions. Look for the person who is good from within, the one with substance and worth.

Helen Quist Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #184043
#21. What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?"
A Bongaloo, Son," said I,
Is a tall bag of cheese
Plus a Chinaman's knees
And the leg of a nanny goat's eye

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #186054
#22. Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #194586
#23. My sister Laura's bigger than me
And lifts me up quite easily.
I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
She must have something heavy inside.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #219538
#24. I think Hellblazer is quite unique. In a comic world dominated by American characters (nothing wrong with that per se) Constantine was unashamedly British. A certain kind of miserablist British

Peter Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #225008
#25. Go on, Kate. I don't want to have fallen four stories for nothing. - Milligan

Trenton Lee Stewart

Best Milligan Quotes #227142
#26. 'Red Lanterns' is obviously about rage, but more it's about how rage affects people - alien and human. I'll be getting into the characters of some of those insane Red Lanterns whom we've generally only seen spitting vomit in the background.

Peter Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #228567
#27. Venom first made his appearance some years ago in a Spider-Man book, and was a huge best-seller.

Peter Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #235364
#28. I'm not mad. I'm a writer.

Peter Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #238948
#29. Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #256789
#30. I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

Spike Milligan

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#31. 'Greek Street' is a very strange beast. I think of it as 'The Long Good Friday' meets 'Agamemnon.' A way of using those fantastically rich stories from Greek tragedy to take a look at our world and to explore some of the things I think about this world.

Peter Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #288429
#32. Well, he thought, you can fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be President of the United States, and on that useless profundity, Milligan himself pedalled on, himself, himself.

Spike Milligan

Best Milligan Quotes #305584

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