Top 11 Best Mayberry Quotes

#1. Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!

Dave Mustaine

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#2. I wanted to prove that I could play something else, but there were 249 episodes out there of 'Mayberry,' and it was aired every day. It was hard to escape.

Andy Griffith

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#3. Life's too short to be shoehorned into a box that isn't for you.

Lauren Mayberry

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#4. One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants.
Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging.
Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary.
-Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Lauren Myracle

Best Mayberry Quotes #501126
#5. When a man carries a gun all the time, the respect he thinks he's getting might really be fear. So I don't carry a gun because I don't want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun. I'd rather they respect me.

Andy Griffith

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#6. Nothing gets my hackles up like being told I can't do something.

Lauren Mayberry

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#7. You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.

Tim Conway

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#8. In my mind I was Laura Croft, trapped in Mayberry.

Liliana Hart

Best Mayberry Quotes #988734
#9. There is no precedent in any modern White House for what is going on in this one: a complete lack of a policy apparatus. What you've got is everything, and I mean everything, being run by the political arm. It's the reign of the Mayberry Machiavellis.

John DiIulio

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#10. People of a certain age look back on the Mayberry of 'The Andy Griffith Show' and become almost as homesick for that simple fictional hamlet as they do for their own home towns.

Tom Shales

Best Mayberry Quotes #1276802
#11. I never saw a gun until I was 24. I didn't grow up in Mayberry; I grew up in Southern California.

Susan Straight

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