Top 27 Best Klingon Sayings

#1. What I want you to try and find out is, is there anything special going on or is it all just as crazy as it looked to me ?

Kurt Vonnegut

Best Klingon Sayings #32750
#2. When I reached the bar, I ordered a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster from the female Klingon bartender and downed half of it.

Ernest Cline

Best Klingon Sayings #61860
#3. True individuality is the repose arising from the relation of a self to all it has to do with. Bad individuality has in it a separation between outward action and a flat repose inwardly.

Eli Siegel

Best Klingon Sayings #94976
#4. It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

Carol Leifer

Best Klingon Sayings #112507
#5. No. Just thinking about how much my life sucks." "Mine does, too. Sucks big-time. But I'm glad I'm with you.

James Dashner

Best Klingon Sayings #150382
#6. Focusing on what matters means saying no to things that don't matter. Otherwise, your life becomes cluttered with distractions.

Peter Atkins

Best Klingon Sayings #430130
#7. I just feel so flattered, because the cosplayers really make sure every detail is there. I don't think I've ever cosplayed a character before, but if I were to, I'd probably go as a Klingon from 'Star Trek.'

Karen Gillan

Best Klingon Sayings #467076
#8. Nothing like that warm and fuzzy Soviet architecture ... Pretty much as close to the Klingon home world as you're gonna get.

Josh Gates

Best Klingon Sayings #511049
#9. Dad was a hypocrite. He could talk about peace and love to the world but he could never show it to his wife and son.

Julian Lennon

Best Klingon Sayings #582958
#10. Football is a team sport and not an individual sport. We win as a team, and every individual is better if we are part of the team.

Fernando Torres

Best Klingon Sayings #670209
#11. Science fiction fans are awesome - they love you so much that they'll watch anything you do, even if it's complete crap. I never dreamed that I would go to conventions and sit down and have coffee with a Klingon. It's so weird, but it's my life.

Katee Sackhoff

Best Klingon Sayings #753536
#12. I cannot believe I have been duped, not once but twice. My three years gaining a degree in psychology was clearly a waste of time. I might as well have studied Klingon.

Susan Lodge

Best Klingon Sayings #769792
#13. Crazy like he's a serial killer, or crazy like he attends Star Trek conventions in full costume?"
"That's only crazy if you dress like a Klingon," I pointed out.

Myra McEntire

Best Klingon Sayings #819296
#14. Dirk an I tried to learn Klingon, but it sounded like we were choking on cabbage. The Neighbors called nine-one-one

Platte F. Clark

Best Klingon Sayings #824895
#15. Leisure without study is death, and the grave of a living man.

Seneca The Younger

Best Klingon Sayings #1080362
#16. With Jesus, if we want to gain, we must give up. If we want to be filled, we must deny ourselves. If we want to truly get close to God, we'll have to distance ourselves from other things. If we want to conquer our cravings, we'll have to redirect them to God.

Lysa TerKeurst

Best Klingon Sayings #1176213
#17. A fool despises good counsel, but a wise man takes it to heart.

Confucius

Best Klingon Sayings #1182641
#18. Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this.

John Corwin

Best Klingon Sayings #1184590
#19. Despair covered me like a Klingon invisibility cloak.

Lilith Darville

Best Klingon Sayings #1267581
#20. Romulan or Vulcan?' the ushers asked each guest.
Marion, who had been poised to say 'friends of the bride' had responded to the question with an open-mouthed stare, and Jay Omega answered, 'Klingon! which got them seats in the back row of the Romulan side.

Sharyn McCrumb

Best Klingon Sayings #1416299
#21. The election of the nationalist Chen Shui-bian as president in 2000 and his re-election in 2004 was a nadir in the relationship between Taiwan and the mainland.

Martin Jacques

Best Klingon Sayings #1569120
#22. Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out of my pussy.

Lil' Kim

Best Klingon Sayings #1632624
#23. Adversity precedes spiritual rebirth.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Best Klingon Sayings #1768643
#24. You're my Princess Leah! I'm a Klingon and you're a female Klingon.

Adam Graham

Best Klingon Sayings #1788406
#25. To understand ourself, we must understand our "selves," or the parts of us that motivate our thoughts, decisions, and behaviors.

Bill Crawford

Best Klingon Sayings #1859107
#26. I do not need wireless access to Wikipedia. I would prefer to stir-fry my own small intestines than to have continual access to a site where the entry for Klingon is longer than the entry for Latin.

Tara Brabazon

Best Klingon Sayings #1875874
#27. A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak Klingon - who am I fooling? You win! I'm just gonna openly like what I like.' Geeks tend to be a little happier with themselves.

Patton Oswalt

Best Klingon Sayings #1877005

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