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#1. I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#2. All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#3. The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#4. And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#5. Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#6. Never re-elect anybody - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#7. I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#8. What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#9. No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#10. I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#11. Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#12. The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#13. I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#14. The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important ... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#15. The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#16. Always respect your superiors, if you have any. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#17. There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979 - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#18. I don't apologize to people with an agenda. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#19. He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#20. Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but ... - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#21. I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#22. Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#23. I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#24. Imagination, of course, is the money of childhood - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#25. If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#26. I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#27. It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#28. A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#29. Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#30. Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education? - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#31. These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#32. We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#33. This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#34. If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#35. Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#36. You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#37. If you don't love Jesus-go to hell! - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#38. Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#39. I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#40. In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#41. A fool and his money are soon elected - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#42. May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#43. God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#44. There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#45. My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program (search) from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#46. We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#47. William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#48. Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#49. You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#50. The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#51. Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#52. We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#53. I owe my discovery of the Hot Club of Cowtown to Kinky Friedman, leader of the Texas Jewboys. When I saw that Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys were headlining the 2003 Santa Clarita Cowboy Poetry and Music Festival, I thought it my duty to check out the band that had inspired the Texas Jewboys. - Author: Clive Sinclair
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#54. If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#55. The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#56. Finding a cat
or having a cat find you
can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#57. It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#58. I'm not afraid to live. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to succeed. I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm not afraid to be alone. I'm just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for five minutes. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#59. The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#60. Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#61. I see an issue I like, and I support it. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#62. People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#63. I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#64. I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#65. This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#66. If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95! - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#67. You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#68. I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#69. How hard can it be? - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#70. I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#71. Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#72. If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#73. I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#74. I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#75. I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#76. He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#77. We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. - Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM - Author: Ray Palla
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#78. Happiness is a moving target. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#79. I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#80. We were a country band with a social conscience. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#81. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#82. The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#83. The child-teacher relationship is crucial. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#84. You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#85. There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#86. I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#87. I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#88. The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#89. Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. - Kinky Friedman - Author: Ray Palla
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#90. Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#91. If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#92. We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#93. How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#94. We're going to make that Lone Star shine again - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#95. Man's ability to delude himself is infinite. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#96. The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#97. When you have a cat you assume certain responsibilities that, in a spiritual sense, transcend those of a marital or a business relationship. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#98. Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#99. Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#100. Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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