Best Jim Cornette Quotes

#1. Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

Jim Cornette

#2. I've always said that I favour an elected second chamber and I think it's important that there are members of the House of Lords who are willing to vote for their own demise.

Jim Knight

#3. Think not that the strength of man shall ever be able to overcome the power of God.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#4. Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.

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#5. Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

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#6. Recently, I dreamed that I returned home to find my wife had married Ray Winstone. They were kind and let me stay, but the whole thing was awkward.

Peter Capaldi

#7. I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

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#8. He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

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#9. The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

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#10. I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

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#11. What is a bookshelf other than a treasure chest for a curious mind...

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#12. Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

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#13. Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

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#14. I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

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#15. I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

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#16. The important thing about Paris is not so much that one sees exciting work, but one meets people who feel that art is worth living completely for. This whole atmosphere is very good for work.

John Olsen

#17. Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

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#18. He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

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#19. I myself have had a good deal to say on those subjects in previous books,1 basing my statements on holy Scripture; what I said there was either what I found stated in Scripture or what I could infer from scriptural statements, always keeping in conformity with the authority of the Bible. A

Augustine Of Hippo

#20. I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

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#21. Each generation searches their memories for time lost, feels the urgent exigencies of the present, and worries about the uncertainty of the future. Akin to preceding generations, how we live, the choices we make for surviving and loving, is our story.

Kilroy J. Oldster

#22. Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

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#23. When you treat people well, those same people might not treat you the same way. But if you pay attention, you'll notice that Allah has sent OTHER people who treat you even better.

Omar Suleiman

#24. A mythological image that has to be explained to the brain is not working.

Joseph Campbell

#25. Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

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#26. Before I came here, I had people telling me what a tough place New York is, how other players came here and struggled. But I never let that bother me. I came here because I want to win.

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