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#1. You nearly killed eight people!" I managed to gasp out loud.
"My count was closer to twelve," returned Havisham as she opened the door. "And anyhow, you can't nearly kill someone. Either they are dead or they are not. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#2. ... although her mouth uttered fond words, her eyes spoke only venom. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#3. I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts! - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#4. Humans are the most gloriously bizarre creatures. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#5. The government was to raise the duty on cheese to 83 percent, an unpopular move that would doubtless have the more militant citizens picketing cheese shops. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#6. It wasn't going to be hard ... it was going to be impossible. It wouldn't deter me. I'd done impossible things several times in the past, and the prospect didn't scare me as much as it used to. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#7. Try to be pleasant to one another, get plenty of fresh air, read a good book now and then, depose your government when it suspends the free press, try to use the mechanism of the state to adjudicate fairly and employ diplomatic means wherever possible to avoid armed conflict. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#8. Another one of your quippy japes? - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#9. Believe me, you're going to have to do much worse than this
in the pursuit of freedom, the innocents will suffer
and at your hands. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#10. She was the sort of parent you would want to have living close by, but only on the grounds that she would then never come to stay. I loved her dearly, but in small doses. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#11. Sometimes I wonder if the human race isn't collectively as mad as a sack of door knobs. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#12. Words are like leaves, ... like people really, fond of their own society. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#13. Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then - and this is the important bit - do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#14. You're very patronizing," I pointed out. "Very clever of you to notice, girlie. Have a look at this. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#15. The convent of the sacred order of the Blessed Ladies of the Lobster had once been a dank and dark medieval castle but was now, after a lick of paint and a few throw pillows, a dank and dark convent. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#16. Once we were on the high Plynlimon pass, we stopped to stretch our legs, change drivers, and make a short devotion to the shrine dedicated to the once-popular but now little-known Saint Aosbczkcs, the Patron Saint of Fading Relevance. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#17. The most favorite boy's name is James; the least favorite is Gzxkls. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#18. Do you want some advice? Go home. You're far too inquisitive, and here in East Carmine curiosity only ends one way."
"Death?"
"Worse - enlightenment. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#19. If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#20. Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#21. Love and magic are like oil and water
they just don't mix. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#22. Honor is kind of what you get when you weaponize manners, - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#23. Literature is claimed to be a mirror of the world," I said, "but the Outlanders are fooling themselves. The BookWorld is as orderly as people in the RealWorld *hope* their own world to be - it isn't a mirror, it's an aspiration. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#24. Are all our dates going to be like that?" said Perkins.
"I hope not", I replied with a smile, "but it was quite fun, wasn't it? I mean, it's not like we were killed or eaten or anything, right?"
"If your idea of a good date is not being killed and eaten, you'll never be disappointed. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#25. But since anagram-related clues are now inadmissible as evidence, we sent the pork pie off for DNA analysis and managed to pinpoint the pie shop where it was purchased. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#26. She had met the man who was now her husband. He was seven foot three, and she was six foot two and a quarter. It was a match made perhaps not in heaven but certainly nearer the ceiling. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#27. He was, after all, the ultimate rebel
it takes a lot of cojones to stand up to Zeus. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#28. Don't move," said Sprockett."Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#29. They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#30. Governments might come and go, wars will reshape the Ununited Kingdoms many times. But companies will stay, and flourish. Show me any major even on this planet and I will show you the economic reason behind it. Commerce is all powerful, Miss Strange. Commerce rules our lives. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#31. I hate to admit it, but governmental deviousness is usually better explained by incompetence, vanity, and the need to protect one's job at all costs. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#32. Cucumbers are technically a fruit and in the same family as pumpkins, melons and squash, so it may benefit those markets, although, to be honest, giant melons don't strike me as potentially that commercial. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#33. I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallion and his eventual return to the pages of Wuthering Heights. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#34. Information can liberate but also imprisonate. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#35. Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#36. Bah!" exclaimed Rochester. "Pixies both! Begone with you; we will talk later! - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#37. I'd been an idiot to think that this was anything but a quest. Searches were nice and soft and cuddly and no one need be killed. A quest always demanded the death of a trusted colleague and one or more difficult dilemmas. I'd been in denial. I'd been a fool. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#38. The best lies to tell," said Jane, "are the ones people want to believe. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#39. You are the best, most loving, supportive family anyone could ever have," I said through my sobs. "I'm so sorry if I'm a burden."
They all told me not to be so bloody silly, I told them not to swear, and Landen gave me a handkerchief for my tears. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#40. The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the best. It wasn't a great plan, but it had the benefits of simplicity and a long tradition. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#41. Don't let anyone tell you the future is already written. The best any prophet can do is to give you the most likely version of future events. It is up to us to accept the future for what it is, or change it. It is easy to go with the flow; it takes a person of singular courage to go against it. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#42. The industrial age had only just begun; the planet had reached its Best Before date. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#43. The best plans are always the simplest. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#44. The best lies to tell are the ones people want to believe - Author: Jasper Fforde
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