Top 25 Best Homestuck Quotes
#1. The SAFE was slain in battle. A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to VAULTHALLA.
Andrew Hussie
#2. I love immigrants. Legal, illegal - they're not to be despised.
Mario Cuomo
#3. Quentin looked curiously around. "This is a neat room," he said.
"Yes, it is," I replied, directing my compliment toward the distant ceiling. Everyone deserves a few compliments. Even a building.
Seanan McGuire
#4. Next to the dog, the wastebasket is your best friend.
B.C. Forbes
#5. If I'm going through a hard part of my life, I just think about the fact I am living a dream. Alot of people aren't as fortunate to have their hobby-the thing they love to do most-as their job. I just think about that and I feel better.
Mats Sundin
#6. The Homestuck-ery of it all!
Me
#7. Women should stop talking so much during sex. Screaming is okay.
Tom Kaulitz
#8. So far has Athens left the rest of mankind behind in thought and expression that her pupils have become the teachers of the world, and she has made the name of Hellas distinctive no longer of race but of intellect, and the title of Hellene a badge of education rather than of common descent.
Isocrates
#9. You love SITUATION COMEDIES, whilst holding particular affection for MUSTACHIOED FUNNYMEN. You know, your FOXWORTHIES, your FUNKES, your SWANSONS, but not necessarily your GALLAGHERS PER SE, because you have to draw the fucking line somewhere.
Andrew Hussie
#10. What, man, do you mistake the hollow sky For a thronged tavern ... ?
John Keats
#11. You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he's taking the grounding seriously this time.
Andrew Hussie
#12. JOHN: sorry buddy. as the age old saying goes, you snooze, you lose.
Andrew Hussie
#13. You understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset because they think reality is something happening to them rather than something they are making every moment with every thought.
Andrew Hussie
#14. ROSE: I think I've spent too much time around Dave.
ROSE: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.
Andrew Hussie
#15. An outrageously awesome dude stands before a crater where his favorite record shop stood one day prior. He is prepared for the occasion with a small pair of outrageously awesome shades.
Andrew Hussie
#16. I will never write anything better than Homestuck. Nigger farts! Jews: Kill them all.
Andrew Hussie
#17. But aside from a few migraines, you can't possibly imagine any OBEY drawbacks that CEASE REPRODUCTION could come with SUBMIT merging CONSUME your thoughts with EMBRACE YOUR CULLING experimental technology CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER from an STAY ASLEEP extremely powerful DIE corporation, wait what?
Andrew Hussie
#18. You figure you'll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don't want to see the Dave corpses start to pile up. Especially if one of them winds up being you.
Andrew Hussie
#19. When I first got sick, they told me I had a year to live, and I was writing my memoir really fast. There were really weird things happening with my nervous system and my heart and stuff, and it didn't look like I was gonna make it, so I was writing really fast, and then I couldn't write anymore.
John Lurie
#20. You want her in every quadrant like a desperate fool.
Andrew Hussie
#21. KARKAT:REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!
Andrew Hussie
#22. Also, SKULLS. Gosh you love SKULLS. There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting its EVERY PAGE. That is what you always say. Or at least, it is what you always HOPE.
Andrew Hussie
#23. GAMZEE: honk.
KARKAT: WHAT.
GAMZEE: HONK.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
Andrew Hussie
#24. This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.
Andrew Hussie
#25. Your grandma always was an advocate of thorough preparedness. She would strongly advise staying not only armed to the teeth, but well equipped in the computational department. You've been taught you should really carry no less than 5 computers on you at all times, like a sensible person.
Andrew Hussie
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