Best Haruhi Quotes

#1. Haruhi: This story has everything but the kitchen sink in it. - Author: Bisco Hatori

#2. Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it! - Author: Bisco Hatori

#3. What does being a girl have to do with it? There's no time to think when you're on the spot ... - Author: Bisco Hatori

#4. Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?
-Haruhi - Author: Bisco Hatori

#5. That's why I'm going to kill you and see how Haruhi Suzumiya reacts. - Author: Nagaru Tanigawa

#6. Many of the lessons we are to learn in mortality can only be received through the things we experience and sometimes suffer. And God expects and trusts us to face temporary mortal adversity with His help so we can learn what we need to learn and ultimately become what we are to become in eternity. - Author: David A. Bednar

#7. A friend of mine drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. - Author: Tommy Cooper

#8. When you're a kid, if you watch 'The Jeffersons' with your family at seven o'clock, it seems like a natural phenomenon, like the sun setting. The universe is a strange, strange place when all of a sudden you can't use your glass with the Bionic Woman on it any more. - Author: Heather O'Neill

#9. Ryoji: It's either that she doesn't know how to lean on someone or she's simply that selfless. She won't give me a space to worry about her. Beyond that, she'll protect others instinctively. - Author: Bisco Hatori

#10. Deep down, we remain human, very human and have all the desires to love and be loved by one person. - Author: Basil Hume

#11. The higher a man is in grace, the lower he will be in his own esteem. - Author: Charles Spurgeon

#12. I doona understand them," Ryder said as he stopped beside Laith. "Doona get me wrong. I love the feel of a woman's thighs around me, but to be bound to a single woman for eternity?" Ryder shuddered. "It's no' for me. Human or Fae. - Author: Donna Grant

#13. I think there's a really mature side of me that can deal with problems - but when I'm with my friends, I get to act much more kidlike. - Author: Dakota Blue Richards

#14. Forget the face of God, and forget your own name is Beloved. - Author: Ann Voskamp

#15. Tamaki to Haruhi: I understand now ... you've struggled to be independent. - Author: Bisco Hatori

#16. Haruhi: Whaddaya think I am?!
The Twins: To us? Why that's obvious
a toy! - Author: Bisco Hatori

#17. Tamaki: Spring, m'man, was made for romantic comedy!! And Haruhi and I make the perfect couple! We're meant for this!
Karou and Hikaru: What about us?
Tamaki: You are sexless! - Author: Bisco Hatori

#18. You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!"

~Haruhi - Author: Bisco Hatori

#19. Mom! This is Haruhi! We'll adopt her someday so don't forget!

~Hikaru and Kaoru - Author: Bisco Hatori