Best Garth Marenghi Quotes

#1. Well, as the boys said, you had to work somewhere. So they accepted what there was. This was the wisdom of the slave.

Charles Bukowski

#2. Good times don't last long sometimes.

Levon Helm

#3. Sorry, I can't help it."
"Oh, so your middle finger has a mind of its own then?" Alex asked with an amused look.
I glared at him and said, "Yeah, and she was just sticking up for me.

L.A. Casey

#4. I don't believe in 50 friends. I believe in a smaller number. Nor do I care about society events. It's the most senseless use of time.

Dietrich Mateschitz

#5. You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.

Eddie Murphy

#6. I find I'm an old soul.

Rachel Roy

#7. Everyone writes differently. I hope to get people energized so they'll want to rush home to write.

Mary Balogh

#8. I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards.

Garth Marenghi

#9. Ah, God, it's barbaric, however you look at it,' he told Ruth.
'What, cremation?' she asked.
'Death.

Anne Tyler

#10. Emmy, if there's one thing you need to know about life, it's never to trust anyone or anything. Life is a fucking mind game and you and I are the pawns.

Jessica Sorensen

#11. Political activists rarely like fiction of any kind. Literature is about ambiguity, mixed emotions, and guilty pleasures. Politics is about ideals and action.

Christopher Bram