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Top 23 Best Funny Tv Show Quotes

#1. I owe my whole acting career to the fact that I'm a singer. I went out to Los Angeles and auditioned for a TV show called 'Fame L.A.' The original role was for a comedian, but they said I wasn't very funny, so they asked me, 'What else can you do?' So I played a singer. - Author: Christian Kane
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#2. TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure. - Author: Drew Carey
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#3. Pavement is for the unimaginative. - Author: Patti Brassard Jefferson
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#4. Are we changing the idea of what beauty is? Let's hope so. I'm not the typical Hollywood beauty. Let's hope we're looking at the insides of people a little more. - Author: Anne Heche
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#5. It's a shame anyone had to lose that. What a great rivalry. - Author: Mike Tice
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#6. The bookworm - "one of the teeth of time," as Hooke put it - is no longer familiar to ordinary readers, but the ancients knew it very well. - Author: Stephen Greenblatt
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#7. When you truly have fun on the set it translates into a funny show on tv. - Author: Olivia Stuck
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#8. Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. - Author: Sallust
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#9. Not all things that are simple are all that simple. Certain simple things carry complex weight! - Author: Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
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#10. My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. - Author: Danny Masterson
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#11. I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet. - Author: Bob Saget
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#12. It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. - Author: Bob Saget
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#13. The energy of subatomic particles transmits photons which interconnect in a wave like motion to similar particles. In other words, the immortal soul conveys energy which links in a wave like motion to related souls; thus Soul Mates. - Author: Serena Jade
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#14. I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block ... pretty funny. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#15. You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#16. Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. - Author: Rodney Atkins
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#17. Lebedeva snapped her fingers. "It's like lying!" she exclaimed. "Well, we understand that, of course! The bigger the lie, the happier the liar. - Author: Catherynne M Valente
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#18. When I make mistakes I get punished,' insisted Bruno, irritated by the fact that the rules that always applied to children never seemed to apply to grown-ups at all (despite the fact that they were the ones ho enforced them). - Author: John Boyne
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#19. Whoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved. They know you're a stand-up comedian so they're always looking for somebody funny to host an event. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#20. I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, 'Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.' - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#21. When I was operating as one of President Reagan's economic advisers, an early assignment was to analyze the federal government's landholdings and make recommendations about what to do with them. This was a big job. These lands are vast, covering an area six times that of France. - Author: Steve Hanke
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#22. There's always a story in music, and it's expressed through my music. - Author: Ledisi
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#23. I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. - Author: Chanel West Coast
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