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#1. Getting money from my dad is a finesse job. Luckily, I have finesse coming out of my arse. I barged into his study without knocking, marched across to his desk, and held out my hand. "Give me twenty pounds," I snapped. "I need twenty pounds. Give it to me. Now! - Author: Sarra Manning
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#2. Funny but, for me, the Bible was a hobby before it was a serious study. It was the thing I'd sneak off and do on the side, feeling rather guilty because I wasn't doing my real school homework or whatever ... and never thinking I would make it a life's work. - Author: N. T. Wright
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#3. I make these little films. I'm just a working person. I just study people a little bit more. It's more sociological, and it's funny anyway - not that serious. It's not like false humility. I just take it for what it is. - Author: Julie Delpy
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#4. Adam lived in an apartment located above the office of St. Agnes Catholic Church, a fortuitous combination that focused most of the objects of Ronan's worship into one downtown block. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#5. It's funny but when young people say to me "what can I study to be a force for change, should I study law or biology or business?" My answer is music, drama, journalism, communications. - Author: Paul Watson
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#6. According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon. - Author: Tina Fey
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#7. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#8. I went to the University of San Francisco on an athletic scholarship. I didn't study in high school. I was just there to get by and to play basketball. But a funny thing happened to me when I got to college. I got challenged by the work and the professors. - Author: Michael Franti
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#9. Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? - Author: John Green
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#10. Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey taxi." Two is "What train do I take to get to Bloomingdales?" And three is "Don't worry, it's only a flesh wound. - Author: David Letterman
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#11. But dead, thy kingdom cannot buy my breath. - Author: William Shakespeare
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#12. I grew up in a pretty large family. We were really close-knit, so I definitely want to have lots and lots of children. - Author: Anne Hathaway
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#13. My seven a.m. teacher was from France. And he spoke Frenglish. Sometimes it was funny, but when he announced which chapters we should study and the names came out in English, but the chapter numbers came out in French, I wanted to strangle the sacre bleu out of him. - Author: Lila Felix
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#14. Nothing like having a warrant for your execution to get a girl motivated. - Author: Maria V. Snyder
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#15. We watch so much film, calling up pitch by pitch, count by count in order to spot tendencies. Technology is a big part of how I get ready for a game. What's funny is a lot of the NFL guys say they study the 'Madden' game; that's how they learn to read offenses and defenses. - Author: Carl Crawford
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#16. When I did 'Bird,' it was a surprise to some people, first because I wasn't in it and second because most of the films I'd been doing were cop movies or westerns or adventure films, so to be doing one about Charlie Parker, who was a great influence on American music, was a great thrill for me. - Author: Clint Eastwood
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#17. I just thought of a great theory that explains everything. When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They have created a fake Earth and fake high school to study me and my reactions. This certainly explains cafeteria food. - Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
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#18. Teaching is a funny business; you want to share these glimpses of something real and profound, but half the time students want only to know their next assignment and what they will need to study for the test. - Author: Azar Nafisi
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#19. I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections. - Author: Bauvard
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#20. The secret of living is to find people who will pay you money to do what YOU would pay to do if you had the money. - Author: Sarah Caldwell
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#21. Walking out of an A level paper isn't funny."
"It's not that I'm laughing at."
"So what is it?"
"No one ever tells you when you're doing all that course work and revision and timed essays and study skills that it's an option."
"But it isn't an option."
"It is, because I just took it. - Author: Rosamund Lupton
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#22. There is nothing patriotic about voting for Brexit. - Author: Ruth Davidson
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#23. The psychopaths are always around. In calm times we study them, but in times of upheaval, they rule over us. - Author: Ernst Kretschmer
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#24. A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game. - Author: Tina Fey
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#25. Good evening, children,' Said Nurse Matilda, and she gave a loud thump on the floor with her big black stick. 'I am Nurse Matilda. - Author: Christianna Brand
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#26. Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow. - Author: Chris Rock
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#27. It's kind of a funny way to put it, but if you want to study a dynamic economic system, what you'd like to be able to do is focus on the linkages, say, between asset markets and the macro economy without having to model everything at the same time. - Author: Lars Peter Hansen
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#28. Don't you think it's funny that the presidents are still expected to build libraries when hardly anyone reads books? I read a study that said less than ten percent of adults read a book in the past year. - Author: Dustin Lawson
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#29. Lief. That's not nice, considering all your sister has done for you," admonished Perl.
"Oh right. How could I forget that she made me bait for a snake, left me on house arrest in Ixia, and smuggled me into the Keep in a coffin. - Author: Maria V. Snyder
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