Best Funny Karma Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 18 Best Funny Karma Quotes

#1. It's hard to be less than happy when you can be happy with less. - Author: Chris Brady
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#2. Sometimes I think that's all you need. A good man with a fishing tip, a wave. A woman once in a while. Some work to do that might mean something. A truck that runs, that some faceless bastard two hundred miles away can't turn off. It's not much, but plenty when you don't have any of it. - Author: Peter Heller
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#3. Oh, yeah, this girl was going down. She had no idea who she was messing with. And, sadly, she didn't seem to care.
I hoped her drawer came up short at the end of her shift. Karma's a bitch. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#4. I always say the minute I stop making mistakes is the minute I stop learning and I've definitely learned a lot. - Author: Miley Cyrus
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#5. He is trapped underground, suddenly and unexpectedly close to death, but still in control of his fate. "At that moment I put death in my head and decided I would live with it," he says later. - Author: Hector Tobar
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#6. I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much. - Author: Katie McGarry
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#7. The mind of a drunken fool is a useless tool. - Author: LL Cool J
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#8. Rose-"Then you'll need to buy me some barf bags."
Conner-"do you always vomit on guys you like or just me?"
Rose-" the more you fish for compliments the more I want to puke on you".
Conner- "So it is just me then ". - Author: Becca Ritchie
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#9. If I can invent a phrase then this Democrat [Bernie] Sanders takes her [Hillary Clinton] off the hook on the emails. Could there still be an FBI indictment? Probably not. - Author: Joe Biden
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#10. I have an active imagination, and music opens the floodgates of that area of my brain. - Author: Josh McDermitt
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#11. Bio-terrorism is a threat. - Author: Anthony Fauci
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#12. Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. - Author: Criss Jami
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#13. A speculator is one who runs risks of which he is aware and an investor is one who runs risks of which he is unaware. - Author: John Maynard Keynes
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#14. I had never known the pleasure of reading, of exploring the recesses of the soul, of letting myself be carried away by imagination, beauty, and the mystery of fiction and language. For me all those things were born with that novel. - Author: Carlos Ruiz Zafon
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#15. The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. - Author: Kelly Moran
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#16. Sometimes I feel that the only concept of fairness in our society is creams like fair & lovely or fair & handsome. - Author: Jeroninio Almeida
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#17. When you see recurring problems, the methods you've used successfully in the past have to be reevaluated. - Author: Mark Miller
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#18. All powers are within you, you can do anything and everything. - Author: Swami Vivekananda
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