Best Funny Greek Quotes

#1. [I am not] one of those thoughtless people who always uncritically accept what is new as necessarily better.

Pope Benedict XVI

#2. The reason Trust is requested is because the person seeking Trust realizes that Trust is the key to Yes.

Jeffrey Gitomer

#3. You're probably wondering: why were Medusa's kids a golden warrior and a winged horse? And how had they been stuck in Medusa's body all those years?Heck, I dunno. I'm just telling you how it was. You want stuff to make sense, you're in the wrong universe

Rick Riordan

#4. Riots and comedy are but symptoms of the times, profoundly revealing. They betray the psychological tone, the deep uncertainties ... and the striving for something better, plus the fear that nothing would come of it all.

Frank Herbert

#5. Eventually, Krysomallos would be skinned for his fleece, which became known as the Golden Fleece, which means I am related to a sheepskin rug.
This is why you don't want to think too hard about who you're related to in the Greek myths. It'll drive you crazy.

Rick Riordan

#6. Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.

Rick Riordan

#7. By 1961, when I got my first copywriting job, 'my kind' were suddenly in demand. The creative revolution had begun. Advertising had turned into a business dominated by young, funny, Jewish copywriters and tough, sometimes violent, Greek and Italian art directors.

Jerry Della Femina

#8. Dear child, there are few problems in life which kindness and common sense cannot make simple and manageable.

Mary Burchell

#9. The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.

Conan O'Brien

#10. Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that sort of thing. After all those labors I had to complete for my evil cousin Eurystheus, well...I don't want to be that guy, you know?

Rick Riordan

#11. I'm a big thinker, and sometimes I think too much, and my brain can get in the way of myself.

Amanda Crew

#12. Don't let jesus in. AA is just one obsession replaced with another

Irvine Welsh

#13. It may be prodigious, but it's all Greek to me!

Herge

#14. I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?

Rick Riordan