Top 22 Best Funny Cocky Quotes

#1. I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But if the gas tank says "E", I get all cocky - "I've got this one, don't worry." So I get out the toolbox AKA wallet.

Mitch Hedberg

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#2. With comedy, it's really hard to tell if something's working on the page - you really need the actors to bring it alive. The scariest part is if people will laugh or not.

Maggie Carey

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#3. There was an innocent piece of dinner-furniture that went upon easy castors and was kept over a livery stable-yard in Duke Street, Saint James's, when not in use, to whom the Veneerings were a source of blind confusion. The name of this article was Twemlow.

Charles Dickens

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#4. Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

Kathy Lette

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#5. Life is full of drama, competition, difficulties, and God knows what else. But that shouldn't rule out the love, happiness and joy we feel by being around the things we love and the people who love us.

Zainab T. Khan

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#6. He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better.

Gillian Flynn

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#7. But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.

Chelsea Handler

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#8. A mistake in judgment isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgment is.

Pauline Kael

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#9. If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

Kinky Friedman

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#10. Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."
Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#11. It's funny how we don't recognize our own reflections, but the one thing about them is they never lie.

Jewel E. Ann

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#12. At once, it's clear I cannot gush. We try me playing cocky, but I just don't have the arrogance. Apparently, I'm too "vulnerable" for ferocity. I'm not witty. Funny. Sexy. Or mysterious By the end of the session, I am no one at all.

Suzanne Collins

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#13. Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.

Criss Jami

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#14. Their humble dwellings were of their own rearing; it was they themselves who had broken in their little fields; from time immemorial, far beyond the reach of history, had they possessed their mountain holdings.

Hugh Miller

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#15. Some people are afraid of generosity. They feel they will be taken advantage of or oppressed. In cultivating generosity, we are only oppressing our greed and attachment. This allows our true nature to come out and become lighter and freer.

Ajahn Chah

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#16. That day will never come. I'll be the last bachelor standing." Dylan made a show of looking at his watch. "And if I hustle, I can still meet, mingle and be the answer to some woman's sexual prayers. Let's hit it before she settles on second best.

Jory Strong

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#17. Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.

Mark A. Cooper

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#18. Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning.

Criss Jami

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#19. I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

Mike Birbiglia

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#20. How did you get in here?' ( ... ) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way.

Rachel Aaron

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#21. Love to live, live to love - nothing else matters.

Debasish Mridha

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#22. How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

Mark A. Cooper

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