Top 32 Best Fortune Cookie Quotes

#1. It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.

Charles De Gaulle

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#2. I tucked this thought inside me like a fortune into a cookie.

Meg Howrey

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #155537
#3. At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'

Conan O'Brien

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #193389
#4. Don't expect the answers overnight. This isn't a fortune cookie.
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9

Delaine Moore

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #196478
#5. I got a fortune cookie that said, "To remember is to understand." I have never forgotten it. A good judge remembers what it was like to be a lawyer. A good editor remembers being a writer. A good parent remembers what it was like to be a child.

Anna Quindlen

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #212876
#6. I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its got a lot of blood on it and I shrug and say, as jovially as I can, Oh, you know me.

Bret Easton Ellis

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #216211
#7. What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.

Veronica Roth

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #232822
#8. Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

P. J. O'Rourke

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #246264
#9. Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.

Charles Handy

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #250411
#10. According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free.

Josh Lieb

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #255388
#11. God didn't give Moses ten fortune cookies in a to-go box. God didn't lead the Israelites through the wilderness with a neon all-you-can-eat sign. And God doesn't speak to people in bathrooms, public or otherwise.

Geoffrey Wood

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #349900
#12. You know," he said, "at some point you're going to realize that being a smart-ass isn't as much about being smart as it is about being an ass." "That's good," I said. "Did you read that in a fortune cookie?

Garth Stein

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #353269
#13. Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

Mason Cooley

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #361767
#14. After all, you don't know how strong something is until you actually test it." She winked. "I read that in a fortune cookie once." "Fortune cookie?

Nicholas Sparks

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #464545
#15. Josh: Just because you're not looking for something doesn't mean you won't find it.
Sean: Well, aren't you quite the fucking fortune cookie.

Shannon Stacey

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #525910
#16. The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought.

Adam Ross

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #578108
#17. What you earn depends on what you learn.

William J. Clinton

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #655073
#18. Like special fungus, your love will grow in strange places

Lauren Bjorkman

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #703063
#19. God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.

Sinclair B. Ferguson

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #757445
#20. In 1918, a Chinese immigrant working in a Los Angeles noodle factory invented the fortune cookie. He did so believing that a cookie with a positive message in it would raise the spirits of the city's poor.

James Frey

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#21. For children is there any happiness which is not also noise?

Frederick William Faber

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #892032
#22. Okay, I admit it: sometimes I sound like a fortune cookie

Stanley Victor Paskavich

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #901178
#23. Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.

Rodney Dangerfield

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #921250
#24. Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

Hector Elizondo

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #931066
#25. Could this guy sound a little less like a fortune cookie on acid?

Huntley Fitzpatrick

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #950816
#26. The final act of business judgment is intuitive.

Alfred P. Sloan

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #954178
#27. Everybody, even those that don't like Chinese food, knew that you had to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true. And so he did.

Justin Swapp

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #996629
#28. Love of action is not industry.

Seneca The Younger

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #1040252
#29. He digs out a fortune cookie fortune from his mouth, as if his mouth has a pocket. It says THE SIMPLEST ANSWER IS TO ACT. He hands it to me. I nod and put the fortune in my own mouth pocket.

A.S. King

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #1169175
#30. Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ...

E.A. Bucchianeri

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #1172024
#31. The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.

Kelly Creagh

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #1186586
#32. A journey of 1000 miles begins with one step.

Laozi

Best Fortune Cookie Quotes #1214722

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