Best Flatmate Quotes

#1. I had an amazing mother. She raised nine kids, practically as a single parent, which is the hardest thing in the world. Nine of us! Day in and day out. She had to make sure we all had an education and that we all felt loved. - Author: Sufe Bradshaw

#2. I think I'm a fun flatmate. I'm always cheerful. I go on tour with my band so it's 12 people on one bus and I feel like I'm the one who's happy in the morning. I'm not a chaotic person, but I might slack off on doing the dishes from time to time. - Author: Zooey Deschanel

#3. Error is sometimes so nearly allied to truth that it blends with it as imperceptibly as the colors of the rainbow fade into each other. - Author: William Benton Clulow

#4. But it's not so bad, I can think of worse traits in a flatmate. No, it's not Cathy, it's not even Ashbury that bothers me most about my new situation (I still think of it as new, although it's been two years). It's the loss of control. - Author: Paula Hawkins

#5. Every year everything
I have ever learned
in my lifetime
leads back to this: the fires and the black river of loss whose other side
is salvation - Author: Mary Oliver

#6. If practice makes you perfect
shouldn't good behavior be added
to the curriculum - Author: Cornelia "Connie" DeDona

#7. I would be sitting in my flat watching TV, and 'Doctor Who' would be on with my flatmate there. I would have loved to share the fact that I was the new Doctor, but I couldn't. I was going mad. My dad was rather flabbergasted. When I told him, he laughed. He was excited, elated and very proud. - Author: Matt Smith

#8. I was bored stiff while reading this. I got so bored I wanted to slit my wrists to see how my flatmate would react. - Author: Zaki

#9. I have started down the avenue of death and depression of a new kind of flatmate. - Author: Dennis Nilsen

#10. When I was interviewing Beth as a potential flatmate, I asked her about her hobbies. She said she enjoyed cooking for others. I asked her when she could move in. - Author: Jennifer Gilby Roberts

#11. If the universe was scientific and just left to itself, then we'd have statistical probabilities to rely on. But once people are involved it sometimes becomes much more problematic because they're erratic. People do crazy things that don't make sense. - Author: Sara Sheridan

#12. It's sad that the U.S. government doesn't fund risky research anymore. - Author: Peter Diamandis

#13. Doing the right thing is more important than doing the thing right. - Author: Peter Drucker

#14. In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a restaurant I went to. I didn't know anyone unknown who didn't become famous. - Author: Michael Caine

#15. I heard death had a name, but I forgot what it was. - Author: Anthony Liccione

#16. Its too hard to make a Lion Angry ... He really doesn't care what others do around him ... but if you do hurt His PRIDE ... He wont let you live another Day - Author: Indrani

#17. Sam." I felt like I was choking. Or drowning. Maybe some of both. He stopped walking, at any rate. "You asked how I'd know who you were."
Silence.
"I'll always know. - Author: Jodi Meadows

#18. My flatmate's away for the weekend. If you fancied meeting against every wall in the place. - Author: Cara McKenna