Best Epic Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 17 Best Epic Funny Quotes

#1. Any sermon that is not birthed in prayer is not a message from God no matter how learned the preacher. - Author: Aiden Wilson Tozer
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#2. All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. - Author: Miguel De Cervantes
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#3. Pain is never permanent. - Author: Saint Teresa Of Avila
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#4. Won't you at least call a gynecologist in to see me? You're not a specialist in this area." "I don't need you to tell me what my specialties are," he said angrily. "It would be best for everybody concerned if you have an abortion, no matter which way you have it. - Author: Assata Shakur
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#5. She must have thought I was marrying just anybody and I needed a gazebo to make it spectacular. - Author: Taylor Jenkins Reid
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#6. 4The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning, but the heart of fools is in the house of pleasure. - Author: Anonymous
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#7. As it 'appens, I am Arthur's right-hand man," said Suzy. "Or left-hand girl, I can't remember where I stood last time. Anyhow, me and Arthur is like two fingers of a gauntlet. Or at least the thumb and the little finger. I mean, I'm his top General, and all. So if I say you're in, you're in. - Author: Garth Nix
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#8. Be like snow - cold, but beautiful. - Author: Lana Del Rey
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#9. WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards! - Author: Jessica Khoury
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#10. James scoffed. "We are not being held prisoner. You're so dramatic."
"Oh yeah, she just kidnapped us and told us the only way we're going to be let go is if we go to other alien planets and steal from them. You're right, James, I'm clearly overly overreacting," Kat snapped. - Author: L. Taylor
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#11. When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. - Author: Burt Reynolds
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#12. Please don't arrest me."
"Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop."
"Are you sure?"
"Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure."
"You could be undercover. - Author: Derek Landy
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#13. Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work. - Author: Chris Rock
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#14. This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. - Author: G.G. Silverman
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#15. Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#16. You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. - Author: Derek Landy
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#17. I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay. - Author: Lady Gaga
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