Best Diwali Funny Quotes

#1. You know what makes your heart swift, you know what makes your breath catch your throat, you know what makes your chest tight with anticipation. Go get that!

Sanjay Gupta

#2. It was over before I even had a chance.

Jenny Han

#3. Unless we perform divine service with every willing act of our life, we never perform it at all.

John Ruskin

#4. When I turned 40, I was like, huh. I accept myself more now. It was much more comforting.

Jennifer Lopez

#5. I think the biggest thing is that I have fun with the fans on Twitter and Instagram and at the show. It's a fun time to be able to communicate with all the different types of social media stuff.

Eric Hutchinson

#6. Slow motion gets you there faster.

Hoagy Carmichael

#7. A government that understands the limits of power as well as its potential.

Tony Abbott

#8. Everything in her wanted to run -fly back to California, back to her quiet existence working among strangers. Hiding out in the folds of tree trunks and tropical petals, tucked away safely among so many foreign plants and people.

Alice Sebold

#9. You can't make someone do something they don't want to, but if you are kind about it, you can convince them to do the right thing, even if they are uncertain what that is.
--Jala, Healer to the House of Soris

D.G. Novak

#10. Only the strong survive.

Allen Iverson