Best Cubs Quotes

#1. But the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant
Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan - Author: Steve Goodman

#2. The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin. - Author: Jerry Coleman

#3. Nobody deserves to go to the World Series more than the Chicago Cubs. But they can't go because that would spoil their custom of never going. It is an irreconcilable paradox. - Author: Bill Bryson

#4. Throwing out the first pitch at the Cubs game and having 40,000 people give me a standing ovation was probably one of the highlights of my life. You could see what a great sports town Chicago is. - Author: Patrick Kane

#5. Someday the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series - Author: Harry Caray

#6. four tumbling, squealing cubs, - Author: Rudyard Kipling

#7. My pat line about the Cubs and payroll is that the amount of merchandise the Cubs would sell off a world series championship would more than cover for a big payroll. - Author: Billy Corgan

#8. Just the usual formality before the chaos begins. Like playing the National Anthem before a Cubs game. - Author: Berkeley Breathed

#9. Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living. - Author: Alvin Dark

#10. Ethnic life in the United States has become a sort of contest like baseball in which the blacks are always the Chicago Cubs. - Author: Ishmael Reed

#11. People ask me a lot about the values I got from playing for the Cubs for so many years. The value I got out of it was patience. A lot of people these days are not very patient. - Author: Ernie Banks

#12. In all of the history of professional sports, the Cubs are the ultimate symbol of complete failure. - Author: John Scalzi

#13. My mum loves cats so I took her to see the lion cubs which at about a year old are actually quite big. She wasn't scared at all and went straight over and kissed one on the mouth! She thought they were just like her pets at home. - Author: Amanda Holden

#14. Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play. - Author: Lee Trevino

#15. Better to meet a grizzly robbed of her cubs than a fool hellbent on folly. - Author: Eugene H. Peterson

#16. Hey, how 'bout those Cubs'"-the bad male impersonation was back-" 'let's play some golf, smoke some cigars. Here's my penis, there's yours-yep, they appear to be about the same size-okay, lets's do some deals. - Author: Julie James

#17. You know what God told the Cubs? Don't do anything until I come back. - Author: Pete Rose

#18. Three things never anger or you'll not live for long;
A wolf with cubs,
A man with power, And a woman's sense of wrong. - Author: Mercedes Lackey

#19. Oppress not the cubs of the stranger, but hail them as Sister and Brother, - Author: Rudyard Kipling

#20. But how can an ordinary girl not know this? Had Varana's mother not bothered to teach her anything at all or just shouted complaints from a distance while her children fought and argued amongst themselves like wolf cubs? - Author: Ruth Downie

#21. Have my cubs' is not the first thing a woman wants to hear. - Author: Milly Taiden

#22. It truly feels great to be a Cub today, - Author: Theo Epstein

#23. Dens of polar bears are collapsing in the thawing permafrost, which leaves tiny cubs dangerously exposed.25 - Author: Naomi Klein

#24. I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. - Author: Jay Leno

#25. Two hours with my grandpa felt like eternity, but also like not long enough. I should have come sooner. I should have called him more this past year. I should have watched more Cubs games with him, and I should have been better at being his grandson. - Author: Matthew Norman

#26. If there are any curses left in baseball, they are all on the north side of Chicago. - Author: Tucker Elliot

#27. Wounded vanity can make a woman more vindictive than a lioness robbed of her cubs. - Author: W. Somerset Maugham

#28. The last time the Cubs won the World Series was 1908. The last time they were in one was 1945. Hey, any team can have a bad century. - Author: Tom Trebelhorn

#29. If you like tiger cubs,you got to get into the den! - Author: Abha Maryada Banerjee

#30. Baseball's Opening Day is full of time-honored traditions: the President throws out the first ball, the Cubs' starting pitcher walks away with a 54.00 ERA, the Royals get mathematically eliminated from the pennant race. - Author: Rob Sheffield

#31. I'm a lioness. I have four cubs. I'm a mom. I want to take care of my kids and protect them. - Author: Heidi Klum

#32. Did you know that in The Lion King, the hyenas - the bad guys - all speak in either black or Latino slang? And that the little cubs are told not to go where the hyenas live?" He looks at me, amused. "Do you realize that Scar, the villain, is darker than Mufasa? - Author: Jodi Picoult

#33. The Cubs gave me a chance to play. They signed me as a free agent and brought me to the Major Leagues. The first day I walked into Wrigley Field was one of the best days of my life. And I owe them an awful lot. - Author: Bruce Sutter

#34. I'm certainly thankful for what the Cubs did for me. I respect their organization. It's the same way with the Atlanta Braves, an awfully fine organization. I respect everybody who's down there, and that's still where I live today. But the Cardinals represent the best years of my career. - Author: Bruce Sutter