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#1. Look, he said to his imagination, if this is how you're going to behave, I shan't bring you again. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#2. But here, in the murk of conflagration, where scarcely a friend is left to know we, the survivors, do not flinch from anything, not from a single blow. Surely the reckoning will be made after the passing of this cloud. We are the people without tears, straighter than you ... more proud ... - Author: Anna Akhmatova
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#3. Even though I've done a lot it also feels like I haven't done a lot. I've sort of popped in for supporting roles in things, and that's been really delightful. - Author: Guy Pearce
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#4. I had a radio show at the local college and I got kicked off the air and banished forever for playing music from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Alice Cooper, and David Bowie because (quote-unquote) "They were gay." So, things have changed quite a bit. - Author: Anne Boleyn
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#5. You know, we lose more homes every year to flooding than we do any other event in America. - Author: Russel Honore
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#6. I remember the very thing that I do not wish to; I cannot forget the things I wish to forget. - Author: Marcus Tullius Cicero
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#7. Sow seed
but let no tyrant reap;
Find wealth
let no imposter heap;
Weave robes
let not the idle wear;
Forge arms
in your defence to bear. - Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley
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#8. Other men might respond by saying: Okay, this is interesting, but I don't think like that. I don't even think about gender. Maybe not. And that is part of the problem. That many men do not actively think about gender or notice gender. - Author: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
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#9. One of the primary motivations for the series is that I never really felt that I was a person who could explain verbally what I thought all that well. - Author: Lev Yilmaz
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#10. I'm a little hibernating animal. Anonymity is one of my favorite things. I mean, that's why I moved to New York when I was like 18, because there, there are just so many people that there's no one and you're just lost. You're completely invisible and I find that very liberating. - Author: Ani DiFranco
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#11. I never prepare a speech. I never think when I give a speech, except for "don't embarrass yourself or others", meaning "remember the names of the people you have to thank". - Author: Roger Ballen
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#12. The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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