Best Colonoscopy Quotes

#1. Any time you have a competitive situation like politics is, there are winners, and there are people who don't win, and their supporters can sometimes be very emotional.

Justin Trudeau

#2. He was looking forward to this about as much as one would look forward to a tooth extraction, or perhaps a vasectomy. A colonoscopy? He pondered a list of horrific things that could possibly be less painful than a week-long royal wedding.

Jessica Clare

#3. If you get a colonoscopy, you should really insist they give you no drugs - then you do get to see what it's like to swim through your own intestines.

Mary Roach

#4. Set records. Break records. Shatter records

Matshona Dhliwayo

#5. Like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails and the stuff ended up being deadly. You were practically begging for a colonoscopy if you sat on it.

Susan Juby

#6. ATLANTA NIGHTS: I haven't been this stunned since my colonoscopy.

Dennis L. McKiernan

#7. The deepest bonds of unity are forged through the trial of competing ideals that have compatible values.

Wes Fesler

#8. Trying to act normal with FBI running from office to office, was like trying to carry on a conversation when having a colonoscopy.

Matthew Mather

#9. In the end it's the big picture which changes nations and whatever our opponents may say, Australia's changed inexorably for good, for the better.

Paul Keating

#10. Then again, could you go through a colonoscopy with someone and not be wedded for life?

Deb Caletti

#11. Some older or very ill patients may not be suitable candidates for fecal transfer. Colonoscopy is an invasive procedure, especially for those patients who are too ill with other conditions like cancer, heart failure, dialysis, or Alzheimer's.

J. Thomas LaMont

#12. You don't need to like [a gun] to know you got to have it. I don't like gettin' a colonoscopy every five years, but I grit my teeth and drop my drawers and get it done just the same.

Dean Koontz

#13. Annie Jump Cannon (left) and Henrietta Leavitt, whose unsung labours and incisive deductions made Hubble's breakthroughs possible.

Bill Bryson

#14. One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!!
The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!

Jim Lawrence

#15. Guys like us got nothing to look ahead to.

John Steinbeck

#16. I don't want a politician who's thinking about fashion for even one millisecond. It's the same as medical professionals. The idea of a person in a Comme des Garcons humpback dress giving me a colonoscopy is just not groovy.

Simon Doonan

#17. He was with energetic young college girls. It was like playing with a kitten, fresh and fun at first, but tiring in the end.

Haruki Murakami

#18. If one has a routine colonoscopy at the age of 50 and then colonoscopies thereafter as the physician recommends, you could largely prevent colon cancer, you could detect it in its very earliest stages and cure it.

Laurie Glimcher

#19. What percentage should you give? I tell people to start with 10 percent because the Bible writers have a lot to say about the tithe, which means, "tenth." For some people, that's extremely uncomfortable. But so is a colonoscopy, and those save countless lives.

Andy Stanley