Top 21 Best Cocky Funny Quotes

#1. I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But if the gas tank says "E", I get all cocky - "I've got this one, don't worry." So I get out the toolbox AKA wallet.

Mitch Hedberg

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#2. Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

Kathy Lette

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#3. Brutes leave ingratitude to man.

Charles Caleb Colton

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#4. He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better.

Gillian Flynn

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#5. But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.

Chelsea Handler

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#6. If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

Kinky Friedman

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#7. France needs to improve training and education and the level of skills of its workforce.

Francois Hollande

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#8. Sometimes there aren't words. The silence between us is flung wide as an ocean. But I manage to reach across it, to wrap my arms around him.

Jodi Picoult

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#9. Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."
Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#10. At once, it's clear I cannot gush. We try me playing cocky, but I just don't have the arrogance. Apparently, I'm too "vulnerable" for ferocity. I'm not witty. Funny. Sexy. Or mysterious By the end of the session, I am no one at all.

Suzanne Collins

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#11. I wanted my spring awakening, even if it was coming a season late.
I wanted summer lovin' that would happen so fast.
I wanted to succeed at the business of love without really trying.

David Levithan

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#12. There are people who think I should be using the position of secretary of state simply to weigh the scales on the side of my own party. I just don't accept that, and it would not be proper.

Sam Reed

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#13. Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.

Criss Jami

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#14. Hough I have to say nothing beats Type O mixed with a little cannabis." A muscle worked in David's jaw. "You're stoned?"
"Not Really," I said. "Though I do have a strange craving for pizza. Extra garlic.

Jaye Wells

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#15. Seek First God's Kingdom And His Righteousness

Sunday Adelaja

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#16. That day will never come. I'll be the last bachelor standing." Dylan made a show of looking at his watch. "And if I hustle, I can still meet, mingle and be the answer to some woman's sexual prayers. Let's hit it before she settles on second best.

Jory Strong

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#17. Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.

Mark A. Cooper

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#18. Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning.

Criss Jami

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#19. I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

Mike Birbiglia

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#20. How did you get in here?' ( ... ) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way.

Rachel Aaron

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#21. How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

Mark A. Cooper

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