Top 38 Best Banter Quotes

#1. Yeah. Think I'll have to pass on the sex, though."
"We don't have to have sex just because you're staying the night."
"Oh! I thought it was the standard fee for the pillow, but now when I know better..."
"I might take that back..."
"Too late!" she laughed.

Lina Andersson

Best Banter Quotes #5005
#2. _I_ boil it." Joseph entered last, closing the door behind them. "Last time, you burnt it."
Connor glared at Joseph. "We were attacked! What would you have me tell the Abenaki? 'I cannae fight just now. I'm makin' candy. Would you like a wee taste?

Pamela Clare

Best Banter Quotes #14975
#3. So you're my boss now," I snap.
"Technically, I'm you're boss's boss's boss."
"And technically, it's gross moral turpitude- the fact that i am fucking my boss's boss's boss."
"At the moment, you're arguing with him." Christian scowls.

E.L. James

Best Banter Quotes #29270
#4. I do not think you are in any danger of starving," Maximus said. "The surgeon said only two weeks ago that you are too fat."
"The devil!" Berkley said indignantly, sitting up; and Maximus snorted in amusement at having provoked him.

Naomi Novik

Best Banter Quotes #37095
#5. Needle in a haystack's easy - just bring a magnet."
Eliot stared witheringly at Hardison. "You take the poetry out of everything."
"Says the man who'd just punch the haystack.

Keith R.A. DeCandido

Best Banter Quotes #39817
#6. Why, whatever were we thinking, Cassie?" I find my voice and try to keep up with the banter. "We're not being very ladylike, at all!

Kandi Steiner

Best Banter Quotes #41870
#7. Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and up each other, and I thought, 'This is where I wanna be.'

Patton Oswalt

Best Banter Quotes #51581
#8. How about I call you when I finish this?"
"But you don't even have my phone number," he said.
"I strongly suspect you write it in the book.

John Green

Best Banter Quotes #57229
#9. I hate having to do small talk. I'd rather talk about deep subjects. I'd rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter.

Ellen DeGeneres

Best Banter Quotes #62797
#10. I think back to my banter with Cash about sexual harassment. I don't doubt he pushes the boundaries, but never once did I get the impression he might force himself on me or make unwanted advances. I just hope to God he doesn't know that his advances aren't unwanted. I just wish they were.

M. Leighton

Best Banter Quotes #64155
#11. You banter, and you talk, and you get a sense of the speed of thinking and flexibility ... It's not terribly scientific, but I interview a dozen or two dozen people a week, and I get a certain vibe reasonably fast.

Mickey Drexler

Best Banter Quotes #72460
#12. Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests."
Jace edged into the doorway, sizing up Magnus with his eyes. "Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?"
"Even then.

Cassandra Clare

Best Banter Quotes #110503
#13. I know my rights."
"And I know you're wrong.

Scott Blagden

Best Banter Quotes #126601
#14. Two characters and sexy banter do not a book make, damn it.

Sherry Thomas

Best Banter Quotes #127639
#15. I'm sorry," V'Aidan
"No, you're not." Erin
"No, I'm not, but I don't want you to be angry with me for it." V'Aidan
"You're evil." Erin

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Best Banter Quotes #143296
#16. Horrible sense of humor?" Hunter's eyes twinkled as he engaged in our banter. "Compared to your one-word witticisms, I'm a fountain of entertainment.

Katherine McIntyre

Best Banter Quotes #148187
#17. I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight.

Mark A. Cooper

Best Banter Quotes #152542
#18. Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.

Josh Bazell

Best Banter Quotes #155002
#19. You took so long I got bored." She widened her smile, teeth showing. "Next time freshen up quicker, princess.

Katherine McIntyre

Best Banter Quotes #159843
#20. A little playful banter never hurt - or did it? - Emma

Martha Sweeney

Best Banter Quotes #177290
#21. I'm sure there was an educational angle to the trips (I think one was to the Ulster Museum) but it was the fun and banter I had with my friends I remember the most.

Rory McIlroy

Best Banter Quotes #190434
#22. Their banter was rich and comfortable, their teasing intimate and profound; their 'I love you' without the use of those startling words.

Sarah Winman

Best Banter Quotes #203810
#23. I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don't think you can beat my vibrator.

Anna Bayes

Best Banter Quotes #234046
#24. ...Most attackers aren't going to be dissuaded by a witty remark."

"That's profiling," said Mattheus. "Maybe they're Oscar Wilde fans."

"He did have great clothes."

"Proving that stereotypes can span centuries.

Amy Fecteau

Best Banter Quotes #235089
#25. Barbed banter was the coin of their realm and heartfelt admissions of affection were rejected out of hand as counterfeit.

Sharon Kay Penman

Best Banter Quotes #249216
#26. This was banter, all right - pointed and spiky, the kind he'd expect from a bloke. A blunt tongue in an angel's body: it was the devil's own recipe to enamor him.

Meredith Duran

Best Banter Quotes #268581
#27. I just think that we have more opportunity to have a bit more of that banter between each other. And, given that the two women are so different, there's really something to play with.

Sasha Alexander

Best Banter Quotes #296390
#28. Andrea raised her hand. "This is the hand that slapped Aunt B."
"Maybe you should have it gold-plated."
"Here, you can touch it, since you're my best friend.

Ilona Andrews

Best Banter Quotes #301635
#29. What a world is this, and how does fortune banter us!

Henry St John, 1st Viscount Bolingbroke

Best Banter Quotes #308793
#30. Did you know it's always been my fantasy to do a chick on a swing?"
"Did you know it's a federal ofense to have sex on a playground?

C.M. Stunich

Best Banter Quotes #313411
#31. He drew in an answering breath, and she waited to hear the quip, the joke, the dab of levity for the most intense moment they'd ever shared. But he only dropped his head into the crook of her neck and laid his mouth over her leaping pulse as they found their unhurried rhythm in the dark.

Jessica Lemmon

Best Banter Quotes #329881
#32. Lydia: What the devil do you mean by creeping up on me? You're suppose to be in a brothel.
Vere: I lied. I can't believe you fell for the old going-to-a-brothel ruse. You didn't even look out the window to make sure I'd gone away.

Loretta Chase

Best Banter Quotes #342593
#33. Mina's mouth dropped open, and he bent his head as if to kiss her. She jammed her gun barrel under his chin. He grinned.

Meljean Brook

Best Banter Quotes #348852
#34. Nora: "How do you feel?"
Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.

Dashiell Hammett

Best Banter Quotes #363683
#35. I see the booing as a nice bit of banter and at least it means the fans aren't bored. It's quality. I enjoy it to be honest and I'm getting it even more than Robbie Savage, which is really saying something.

David Bentley

Best Banter Quotes #375117
#36. Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.

Stacey Marie Brown

Best Banter Quotes #1257592
#37. I figured it was probably best for me to leave that bicycle back there for a real emergency.

Suzanne Brockmann

Best Banter Quotes #1506777
#38. -Are you always this crass?"
-"What can I say?" he replied spreading his hands wide with a beaming smile. "You bring out the best in me. Although, I'd prefer to sink my best into you," he winked.

Eve Langlais

Best Banter Quotes #1760849

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