Best Andy Office Quotes

#1. Zach stole my stuff!" "No, I didn't!" "It was here before I went to the bathroom and now it's gone!" Andy reached over and cuffed the boy. "That will be quite enough," Mrs. Crabtree intervened. "Andy, go to the principal's office. Now.

L.R.W. Lee

#2. One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates ... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that's as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates.

Andy Rooney

#3. That was the deal basically: catatonia without; frenzy within

Jeffrey Eugenides

#4. Scotty heard that I was thinking about quitting Apple because of his actions, so he called me into his office and asked what it would take for me to stay? I said, maybe if I could work on the Mac project, which Steve had just taken over from Jef Raskin.

Andy Hertzfeld

#5. Just as you would not permit a fellow employee to steal a piece of office equipment, you shouldn't let anyone walk away with the time of his fellow managers.

Andy Grove

#6. When I made my mother a DNR, I did not know it meant do not rescue.

Sheri Fink

#7. You said. Or maybe it's ourselves.
This emptiness is sucking something out of us.
Here where there's only death, maybe our life
Is terrifying. Maybe it's the life
In us
Frightening the earth, and frightening us.

Ted Hughes

#8. If we will measure other people's corn in our own bushel, let us first take it to the Divine standard, and have it sealed.

J.G. Holland

#9. I'll never run for office. But I intend, either on the fiscal commission or on issues like immigration, to hopefully have my voice be heard.

Andy Stern

#10. When someone compliments me on my physique, positive attitude, or enthusiasm, I walk on air the rest of the day.

Robert Cheeke