Best Ace Attorney Quotes

#1. These "so thats," "becauses," and "whens" were like regulations; in decided to avoid them in order not to--

Peter Handke

#2. I'm not a Democrat.

Aaron McGruder

#3. Why is Love more important than Charity? Because Charity is only one of the manifestations of Love. And the whole is always more important than the part. And Charity is also only one of the many roads that Love uses to bring man closer to his fellow man.

Paulo Coelho

#4. You will find that we simply provided the noose. You built the gallows, mounted the steps, put your neck in the rope, and jumped.

Thomm Quackenbush

#5. My limo driver's white, my attorney black ...
'Show me some love' like I'm Bernie Mac.

Masta Ace

#6. Why is it when you want the ground to swallow you whole, it decides to stop trying? -Ethon

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. Soul: As a cool guy, I'm used to seeing naked women.
Blair: That explains the nosebleed

Atsushi Ohkubo

#8. Extreme things are like miracles. Nothing is as boring as a person who is just okay.

Joel-Peter Witkin

#9. Whether in a suit or in a loincloth people are ignorant little thorns cutting into one another. They seem incapable of advancing beyond the violent tendencies which at one time were necessary for survival.

Jhonen Vasquez

#10. Sometimes he picked up his watch and stared as the minute hand shifted from one number to the next, marveling that five minutes should seem so interminable. Doubtless that watch opened the way - a painful and tormenting way - which leads to the supreme art of doing nothing.

Albert Camus