Top 100 Bert's Quotes

#1. Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always do.

Bert Blyleven

Bert's Quotes #749
#2. I mean, you can't have sex until you're married if you're Mormon. The first time I had sex, my parents found out. They were listening in on the phone while I was talking about sex to my girlfriend. They freaked out, man. They both cornered me in my bedroom.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #11371
#3. So to get to play for the Yankees was really exciting. Really exciting.

Bert Campaneris

Bert's Quotes #22967
#4. The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.

Bert Blyleven

Bert's Quotes #29564
#5. after-meal sleepiness.

Bert Herring

Bert's Quotes #30132
#6. When people hear our record, they're not going to be able to put us into the 'New Metal' category or the 'pop-punk' category or the 'aggressive emo' category. I think people will be able to take it for what it is.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #35072
#7. God will speak to you - not that you will hear audible words in your ears, but words that you will clearly understand in your heart.

Bert Ghezzi

Bert's Quotes #35740
#8. What comes at you comes from you.

Bert Winn

Bert's Quotes #37980
#9. Bear no malice for the ones who leave you.

Bert V. Royal

Bert's Quotes #52930
#10. I have never been able to discover anything disgraceful in being a colored man. But I have often found it inconvenient - in America.

Bert Williams

Bert's Quotes #70451
#11. I think all my pictures are ideas, and they're ideas made into images.

Bert Stern

Bert's Quotes #100694
#12. The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune.

Bert Williams

Bert's Quotes #109476
#13. All the really good guitar players - Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, or even Bert Jansch or John Martin - I love all those people. But I didn't start out thinking that I would be a guitar player. In the beginning, I played the guitar so I could sing. I mainly concentrated on my voice.

James Vincent McMorrow

Bert's Quotes #133257
#14. I've rebelled against all types of conformity throughout my life, not just Utah's conservative culture

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #134787
#15. Its about letting go so you can get what what you want.

Bert Cooper

Bert's Quotes #137530
#16. I was in the South of France, in Saint-Tropez and I met her when it was totally unexpected. I was very lucky because she was the most beautiful woman in the world at the time. I photographed her very quickly, she was not easy as a model, but her beauty transcended anything I had seen before.

Bert Stern

Bert's Quotes #147590
#17. I know I've got a lock on the Dutch Hall of Fame.

Bert Blyleven

Bert's Quotes #151402
#18. Every time we came back from a rough mission we had to shake up the line-up and twice we had to find a whole new infield. They had a hot club in our squadron once before, the best in the whole division and then they went to Schweinfurt.

Bert Stiles

Bert's Quotes #170579
#19. I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big impression on me as a kid. And I have pretty big earlobes.

J Mascis

Bert's Quotes #194851
#20. I had a wonderful contact, especially with Uncle Bert who was an angel and led the whole group over to my side of a steep ravine I could not cross to get over to them.

Dian Fossey

Bert's Quotes #199871
#21. Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert.

Qwen Salsbury

Bert's Quotes #200160
#22. Modern societies march towards morality in proportion as they leave religion behind.

Paul Bert

Bert's Quotes #233045
#23. We are the outcasts, we are the ones that are different, we are the ones that never got along with anyone else, we are the ones that went back to our rooms and put on our headphones and listened to those records that made us happy

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #239644
#24. The biggest thing I've learned is that you only have one chance. You only have today to live-but you gotta take it and make it the best you can

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #260529
#25. It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling.

Bert Murray

Bert's Quotes #277464
#26. I'm probably one of the few people that liked 'Water World' with Kevin Costner.

Bert Blyleven

Bert's Quotes #290638
#27. That was my one big Hollywood hit, but, in a way, it hurt my picture career. After that, I was typecast as a lion, and there just weren't many parts for lions.

Bert Lahr

Bert's Quotes #300571
#28. How far is too far? When you love a band so much that its songs fill the empty spaces inside your head and heart, is that too far?

Bert Murray

Bert's Quotes #311365
#29. No guts, no glory. - Bert

Cath Crowley

Bert's Quotes #314100
#30. Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.

W.C. Fields

Bert's Quotes #323683
#31. You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.

Bert Cooper

Bert's Quotes #328140
#32. The foreign policy aim of ants can be summed up as follows: restless aggression, territorial conquest, and genocidal annihilation of neighboring colonies whenever possible. If ants had nuclear weapons, they would probably end the world in a week.

Bert Holldobler

Bert's Quotes #349936
#33. Some think they are seeking their own soul's truth but the
greater Soul is thinking and seeking through them

Bert Hellinger

Bert's Quotes #359481
#34. Quit crabbing," Bert said mildly. "We're here now, and we've got to like it.

Louis L'Amour

Bert's Quotes #362294
#35. We definitely didn't want it to be anything like our first or second records. We wanted to experiment more than we ever had and take any new idea and run with it as far as we could.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #384502
#36. Ants offer special advantages for some important kinds of basic biological research. The colony is a superorganism. It can be analyzed as a coherent unit and compared with the organism in the design of experiments, with the individuals treated as the rough analogues of cells.

Bert Holldobler

Bert's Quotes #393358
#37. Whether the color of your skin is black, white, yellow, brown or purple
the extent of this tragedy is so incredibly devastating that we had to do something.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #398122
#38. It's strange how many of us choose to stuff our lives with busyness and distractions. When we're too busy, we don't do anything well. Our relationships suffer, our performance at work suffers, and we don't enjoy our lives. Yet being "crazy busy" is a badge of honor for some people.

Bert Jacobs

Bert's Quotes #404420
#39. In August 1945, a former Army pilot with an artificial leg pitched five and a third innings for Washington against Boston. This would turn out to be Bert Shepard's only major league game, and it remains one of the heartwarming moments in baseball history.

George Vecsey

Bert's Quotes #412478
#40. Well, I wanted to play twenty years in the major leagues. I never made it twenty though. I played nineteen.

Bert Campaneris

Bert's Quotes #438752
#41. I love baseball. I love watching baseball. As a broadcaster, I get to watch the best 700 players put on the uniform year after year. That, to me, is exciting.

Bert Blyleven

Bert's Quotes #455899
#42. I just kind of thought about doing this my whole life. I never doubted myself once. I've always been singing, and I've always wanted to be on tour with a rock band.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #475006
#43. It only takes 30 seconds to pluck my eyebrows, but it hurts. I have to tweeze 'em in the middle once a week. Otherwise, I look like Bert from 'Sesame Street.'

Freddie Prinze Jr.

Bert's Quotes #478441
#44. I want to stay around longer than the pitchers who were at the top when I came into the big leagues. I don't want to be gone and have all the old guys - Seaver, Carlton, Ryan and Sutton - still pitching. I got rid of Palmer, now I want to outlast the rest of them.

Bert Blyleven

Bert's Quotes #480447
#45. I lean back in my chair and turn on my computer. I have to admit that writing the list did help. Another point for Dad, king of the lists. Bert asks if

Alice J. Wisler

Bert's Quotes #486985
#46. Talking about food arouses certain individuals the way talking about sex does others.

Bert Greene

Bert's Quotes #516251
#47. I really like Kansas City Royals stadium - Kauffman Stadium.

Bert Blyleven

Bert's Quotes #521257
#48. You know, the Chinese don't like to be photographed because they believe that a part of their life is being taken away by the photographer. And in a way, they're right. The photographer is trying to get the prettiest moment of a life in his camera.

Bert Stern

Bert's Quotes #539743
#49. I apologize for my wild imagination.

Bert Cooper

Bert's Quotes #584170
#50. His dad had always told him that the red-faced were blusterers, not to be taken seriously. 'But if you see a bloke who's pale and shaking, son,' Bert's father had instructed, 'then run like blazes, because he might flamin' kill you.

Kerry Greenwood

Bert's Quotes #596669
#51. The Greater Soul moves in only one direction, and that is to bring into union that which has been made separate.

Bert Hellinger

Bert's Quotes #608065
#52. I didn't want to understand. Bert had been thrilled that the police wanted to put me on retainer. He told me I would gain valuable experience working with the police. All I had gained so far was a wider variety of nightmares.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Bert's Quotes #620894
#53. The revolution in cancer research can be summed up in a single sentence: cancer is, in essence, a genetic disease. - Bert Vogelstein

Siddhartha Mukherjee

Bert's Quotes #652418
#54. Ask a writer what he thinks about critics and the answer you get is similar to what you get when you ask a lamppost how he feels about dogs.

Bert Sugar

Bert's Quotes #660267
#55. Go out on the front porch of the house, turn the Washington Post over with your big toe, and if your name's above the fold, you know you're not going to have a good day.

Bert Lance

Bert's Quotes #662619
#56. I didn't learn much about writing at Sarah Lawrence, but I learned a lot about the sources of poems - dreams, myth, history - from the really great teachers, Joseph Campbell, Charles Trinkhaus, Bert Loewenberg, and a young Australian anthropologist named Harry Hawthorne.

Carolyn Kizer

Bert's Quotes #669736
#57. Wag and the world wags with you.

Bert And John Jacobs

Bert's Quotes #675578
#58. Yes, I was in that game where George Brett hit that home run. Billy saw there was too much pine tar on the bat and he went to the umpire, the next thing we knew they were fighting about it.

Bert Campaneris

Bert's Quotes #710011
#59. The specific weight of the soul is equal to the sum of what has been dared.

Bert Hellinger

Bert's Quotes #713284
#60. It's to me one simple rule. Who imposes his will on the other man?

Bert Sugar

Bert's Quotes #746009
#61. Conscience is that still, small voice that is sometimes too loud for comfort.

Bert Murray

Bert's Quotes #755045
#62. Your goal as a hitter is to get on. And if the third baseman is playing back and letting you lay down a bunt, I don't have a problem with that, even if it's late in a no-hitter.

Bert Blyleven

Bert's Quotes #766810
#63. When I hooked up with them I was still going to Narcotics Anonymous. But they were never into drugs. If it weren't for the band, I think I'd still be getting high.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #784297
#64. To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone."
"It's a game of wits," Bert said to me.
"Half-wits," Kristy added.

Sarah Dessen

Bert's Quotes #808119
#65. If there is a God, he or she or it or whatever higher power there is is behind us so long as we're using our music in an inspirational way. I'm here for a reason, and I was given a talent, so I'll continue to try to use it.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #825183
#66. Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.

Brendan Morrison

Bert's Quotes #830675
#67. Yankee Stadium, and the Yankees are so famous for Mickey Mantle, Joe DiMaggio, Lou Gehrig, all of those guys.

Bert Campaneris

Bert's Quotes #883302
#68. Everywhere I look and most of the time I look, I see photographs.

Bert Hardy

Bert's Quotes #887765
#69. It's about being proud of who you are, being proud of your situation and just being stoked that things are always going to get better or always gonna get worse and that's such a great thing. Every day is a new surprise.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #896733
#70. He liked to talk about the criminals he had put away, and how a person never knew, and how he had to protect his family, and how he wasn't going to let the other guy make the first move, but really it was just that Bert liked guns. The

Ann Patchett

Bert's Quotes #898431
#71. I've been in eleven no-hitters you know.

Bert Campaneris

Bert's Quotes #905739
#72. A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.

Bert Leston Taylor

Bert's Quotes #925989
#73. One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

Gerard Way

Bert's Quotes #932600
#74. Im not one for showing off. But I guess my guitar-playing sticks out.

Bert Jansch

Bert's Quotes #939600
#75. His star will forever shine.

Bert Convy

Bert's Quotes #943309
#76. I loved the opportunity to play for the Yankees, too.

Bert Campaneris

Bert's Quotes #944384
#77. None of us need ever fear that we don't have an active imagination, because imagination is mostly a willingness to entertain a strange idea now and then.

Bert Dodson

Bert's Quotes #1000951
#78. When my body gets so overexerted with energy, I just keep going and going.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #1021416
#79. When I lived in South Africa, someone told me what the longest road in Africa is. It's not the road from Cairo to Capetown, it's the way from your head to your heart, and from there to the here and now.

Bert Hellinger

Bert's Quotes #1043001
#80. Art actually happens somewhere in the space between clarity and ambiguity, concept and intuition, thought and feeling.

Bert Dodson

Bert's Quotes #1057789
#81. You're a very odd man," said Bert.
"I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles.

James A. Owen

Bert's Quotes #1073771
#82. In 83 I thought we were going to go all the way. We had Roy Smalley, and Steve King, and good players.

Bert Campaneris

Bert's Quotes #1116536
#83. We know of no behavior in ants or any other social insects that can be construed as play.

Bert Holldobler

Bert's Quotes #1118334
#84. In the history of show business, there probably never was a straighter straight man than banana-yellow Bert, the paper clip collector and pigeon fancier.

Michael Davis

Bert's Quotes #1123004
#85. Women like to take their clothes off. I noticed that. Especially in front of a camera. Or a mirror.

Bert Stern

Bert's Quotes #1129909
#86. A black face, run-down shoes and elbow-out make-up give me a place to hide. The real Bert Williams is crouched deep down inside the coon who sings the songs and tells the stories.

Bert Williams

Bert's Quotes #1138802
#87. Fr. Bert White: I think when you focus on money and property ownership, you go the way of the material world, of the Big, of Up and More. It becomes your agenda and then faith can fly out of the window. There has to be faith and a trust in God's reality - a trust that things will work out.

Mother Teresa

Bert's Quotes #1170937
#88. The only way to fall in love is to allow yourself to be vulnerable.
The only way to dare to dream and making incredible things happen is to be vulnerable.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #1175918
#89. When you're not at the top of your game and you feel like the other team is laughing and embarrassing you by doing certain things, it's time to retaliate.

Bert Blyleven

Bert's Quotes #1214590
#90. Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.

Norm MacDonald

Bert's Quotes #1229629
#91. Bert, whenever you see something bright, shining, perfect-seeming - all gold, with purple spots - look behind the paint! And if it's a lie - show it up for what it really is!

Jerome Lawrence

Bert's Quotes #1238182
#92. If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens.

Bert Sugar

Bert's Quotes #1260197
#93. You somehow didn't expect cleverness from a girl this beautiful; beautiful girls did not, as a rule, have to be clever. So far as Bert could tell, all beautiful girls had to do was wake up in the morning.

Stephen King

Bert's Quotes #1263668
#94. After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion, and there aren't all that many parts for lions.

Bert Lahr

Bert's Quotes #1265115
#95. The criterion for what is good is based on whether it relieves someone, brings joy, or soothes a distress.

Bert Hellinger

Bert's Quotes #1287640
#96. I'll never be bothered if I don't have a hit because you look at the songs that are hits and they're none of my favourites. Just the fact that we do have fans waiting here, that's exciting enough.

Bert McCracken

Bert's Quotes #1300072
#97. First Lady Michelle Obama appears on 'Sesame Street' to celebrate the show's 40th anniversary. It's going to be a big episode. Yes, sources say the episode gets a little tense when Ernie and Bert ask the first lady why her husband's dragging his feet on gay marriage.

Conan O'Brien

Bert's Quotes #1330372
#98. I named all my children after flowers. There's Lillie and Rose and my son, Artificial.

Bert Williams

Bert's Quotes #1562291
#99. Dog's constipated," said Bert the Shirt.

"Who isn't?" said the Godfather.

Laurence Shames

Bert's Quotes #1652475
#100. A person's greatness is that which makes him/her equal to others

Bert Hellinger

Bert's Quotes #1708390

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