Bernie Webber Quotes

#1. My objective in teaching my pupils is that they should be fitted for any kind of art.

Howard Pyle

#2. I've learned that a family can have little glitches without being labeled dysfunctional.

Kathy Najimy

#3. How when one is able to indulge the luxury of beginning one's life again.
All one thinks
To do
Is end it

J.P. Donleavy

#4. For my part, if I'm working while flying, I'm often a bit relieved to be forced to shut down the computer on final descent. But I guess I'm a slacker.

Meghan Daum

#5. I never even thought the sophomore slump existed. You hear the saying, but you never thought it was for real or anything. But that's kind of what happened to us last year, and I don't know really why that is.

Kasey Kahne

#6. I have lived enough to know great things will unfold for me externally only if I allow them to unfold for me internally.

Marianne Williamson

#7. A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Faina Ranevskaya

#8. Few revolutions succeed, and when they do, you often discover they did not gain what you hoped for, and you condemn yourself to perpetual fear, as the parties you defeated may always regain power and work for your ruin.

Francesco Guicciardini

#9. I'm a mad scientist, aren't I? We all have master plans. Without them, we'd just be fairly disgruntled scientists who think we really ought to form a committee to discuss our grievances.

Mira Grant

#10. One disco, one soft ball game, one lost love, one gay pride rally at a time.

Jasmine Guy

#11. If you don't ask, the answer is always no.

Nora Roberts

#12. Women all want to be ladies, which is simply to have nothing to do, but listlessly to go they scarcely care where, for they cannot tell what.

Mary Wollstonecraft

#13. Happiness is neither within us only, or without us; it is the union of ourselves with God

Blaise Pascal

#14. This is real. This is what's important to me now. I'm not worried about the future, whatever it brings. I have all I need, right here.

Julie Kagawa

#15. My earliest memories of my father are of seeing him work at his desk and realizing that he was happy. I did not know it then, but that was one of the most precious gifts a father can give his child.

Malcolm Gladwell