Bernedoodles Quotes

#1. The thing is, I mean, there's times when you look at the universe and you think, "What about me?" and you can just hear the universe replying, "Well, what about you?"

Terry Pratchett

#2. Me love you long time

Papillon Soo Soo

#3. What is politically defined as economic planning is the forcible superseding of other people's plans by Government officials.

Thomas Sowell

#4. Rumo!" said Rumo.
"That's right!" Smyke exclaimed. "You Rumo, me Smyke."
"You Rumo, me Smyke." Rumo repeated eagerly.
"No, no." Smyke chuckled.

Walter Moers

#5. Erwin, Tennessee, has the unusual distinction of being the only town in America to have hung an elephant. That was in 1916, and the elephant had it coming. Since then there have been no more elephant incidents.

David Miller

#6. No one wakes up one day and decides they want to become a drug dealer or they want to be a stick-up kid. Those decisions are made after a series of events have happened in one's life.

Michael K. Williams

#7. I love fairy tales because I think that behind fairy tales, there is always a meaning.

Monica Bellucci

#8. A sincere and warmly-expressed apology can produce the same effects as morphine on a suffering soul.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#9. Currently we don't have plans on conquering the world.

Sergey Brin

#10. I mean, when the British burned down the White House in the war of 1812, did we plant a "Tree of Remembrance" in the ashes, or did we get busy rebuilding?

Brian K. Vaughan

#11. A man of power and responsibility nevertheless needs somebody to tell him when he is being a bloody fool.

Terry Pratchett