Bernard Manning Quotes

#1. What a glorious world Almighty God has given us. How thankless and ungrateful we are, and how we labor to mar his gifts.

Robert E.Lee

#2. By letting go of what you thought was going to happen in your life, you can enjoy what is actually happening.

Taylor Negron

#3. One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian is someone who can stand up in front of an audience and make you laugh. I've never done stand-up and I never will. I'm a comic actor. My comedy comes through my characters.

Eugene Levy

#4. I'm an indie artist with major distribution, so one foot in the extreme major music business and one foot in the abyss of indie artists.

John Oates

#5. I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.

Bernard Manning

#6. Wonder Woman isn't Spider-man or Batman. She doesn't have a town, she has a world. That was more interesting to me than a kind of contained, rote superhero franchise.

Joss Whedon

#7. I know I can't tell you what it's like to be gay. But I can tell you what it's not. It's not hiding behind words, Mama. Like family and decency and Christianity.

Armistead Maupin

#8. Cletus takes a sizeable gulp from the bottle, then points at Arden. You'd learn something from that one, boy. She's a hard worker. A survivor. Gets things done. That girl doesn't know it, but she's going places in life.

Anna Banks

#9. Her mind made great, panicked leaps between the mundane - He smells pleasantly of soap and witch hazel - and the practical: How could another human being weigh so much? Is he filled with rocks?

Jenn Bennett

#10. We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.

Bernard Manning

#11. I will learn by screwing up.

Greg Bear

#12. If you will remember history correctly, even the Second World War was perpetrated by a stateless actor, by murdering the Prince Rudolf, if you remember. And so is the case with 9/11. It was a stateless actor which has made the world go to war.

Asif Ali Zardari

#13. I'm aware of what kids like because I'm constantly in touch with them. Also, they say that a lot of people who write for children can remember their own childhoods vividly and I can remember my childhood very vividly.

Eric Wilson

#14. You are what you eat ... I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe

Bernard Manning

#15. I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

Bernard Manning

#16. If you want to drink, have a drink ... if you want to drive, then drive ... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober ...

Bernard Manning

#17. I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.

Bernard Manning

#18. I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

Bernard Manning

#19. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning