Ber Quotes

#1. Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n.
One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.

Douglas Adams

#2. Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying ... "

Mike Birbiglia

#3. Con-tu-ber-nal(noun). One who occupies
the same tent; a tent-fellow, comrade.
The thought of Percy Prewitt as my contubernal causes me to break out in hives.
-From the personal dictionary of
Caroline Trent

Julia Quinn

#4. If you are uneasy about a relationship, ask yourself, Does this relationship breed more togetherness or more isolation within me? If you feel alone in the relationship, that's not a good sign. But remem-ber: the first person to look at is yourself.

Henry Cloud

#5. I had so often sung 'Deutschland u:ber Alles' and shouted 'Heil' at the top of my lungs, that it seemed to me almost a belated act of grace to be allowed to stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim the sincerity of this conviction.

Adolf Hitler

#6. I'm the Turtle, son. I made the universe, but please don't blame me for it; I had a belly-ache.

Stephen King

#7. I hate the Internet. It's full of rubbish. I'm on it all the time, watching terrible, useless things and ossifying my brain.

Peter Capaldi

#8. If my mind could have made a sound, it would have burst a row of wineglasses.

Scott Spencer

#9. My guys studied music from a young age and I did not so I think, like, adding the idiot to the table of very talented musicians gave us a unique rub.

Anthony Kiedis

#10. When I am with you, even the water makes me drank

M.F. Moonzajer

#11. In the aether I appear in fiery forms, And in the aer I sit in a silvery chariot; earth reigns in my black brood of puppies.

Porphyry

#12. There is no reality other than perceptual reality.

Debasish Mridha

#13. Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn't lazy. She was actually dead." - Bats 2015

Fred Barnett

#14. I want to live so densely. lush. and slow in the next few years, that a year becomes ten years, and my past becomes only a page in the book of my life.

Nayyirah Waheed

#15. I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.

Plato

#16. Jails and prisons are the complement of schools; so many less as you have of the latter, so many more must you have of the former.

Horace Mann

#17. Happiness is good, but well-overrated: what we hate most are the very motivators that put us in gear. A man drifts along with little to contribute until something agitates him enough to make a difference, whether for himself or for his communities.

Criss Jami

#18. I have great faith in the jury system.

Judge Mills Lane