Benidorm Series Quotes

#1. There's no weapon that slays its victim so surely (if well aimed) as praise.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

#2. I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics.

Francois Hollande

#3. Were we sexually intimate? What difference could it possibly make to you?

Kathryn Davis

#4. I don't think of people as queer or straight," the Doc said. "Not when you're as old as I. And I don't think God does either."
"I didn't know you believed in God, Doc," Vance said.

James Purdy

#5. The last thing I needed was rational thought.

Jennifer A. Nielsen

#6. I don't know, being able to work with Meth was pretty damn cool, but even that day, John, the director, gave me one of the best notes I've ever had. I walked into the scene just completely excited. I just couldn't believe I was going to work with Meth.

Josh Peck

#7. A seeker of knowledge is the search for wise words.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. I can't even look at daily comic strips. And I hate sitcoms because they don't seem like real people to me: they're props that often say horrible things to each other, which I don't find funny. I have to feel like they're real people.

Roz Chast