Top 6 Being Single Sarcastic Quotes
#1. I love the institution of marriage, and I love my marriage.
Kyle Chandler
#2. News-hunters have great leisure, with little thought; much petty ambition to be considered intelligent, without any other pretension than being able to communicate what they have just learned.
Johann Georg Ritter Von Zimmermann
#4. The winners in life treat their body as if it were a magnificent spacecraft that gives them the finest transportation and endurance for their lives.
Denis Waitley
#5. In order to step into our Promised Land we need to cross River Jordan.
Sunday Adelaja
#6. That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. (Last words.)
Lou Costello