Top 71 Behan Quotes
#1. I get a little Verlaine
for Patsy with drawings by Bonnard although I do
think of Hesiod, trans. Richmond Lattimore or
Brendan Behan's new play or Le Balcon or Les Negres
of Genet, but I don't, I stick with Verlaine
after practically going to sleep with quandariness
Frank O'Hara
#2. There were very few real folk singers you know, though I liked Dominic Behan a bit and there was some good stuff to be heard in Liverpool. Just occasionally you hear very old records on the radio or TV of real workers in Ireland or somewhere singing these songs and the power of them is fantastic.
John Lennon
#3. If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Brendan Behan
#5. Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
Brendan Behan
#6. A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.
Brendan Behan
#7. One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
Brendan Behan
#8. Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
Brendan Behan
#10. The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.
Brendan Behan
#11. I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
Brendan Behan
#14. I never felt so much at home as I do in New York. I must be a devil.
Brendan Behan
#15. New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment ... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
Brendan Behan
#16. There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
Brendan Behan
#17. I ruined my health drinking to other people's.
Brendan Behan
#18. All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
Brendan Behan
#19. Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.
Brendan Behan
#20. Scream at God if that's the only thing that will get results.
Brendan Behan
#21. It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
Brendan Behan
#22. I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.
Brendan Behan
#23. Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.
Brendan Behan
#25. I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
Brendan Behan
#27. When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.
Brendan Behan
#28. The English and Americans dislike only some Irish
the same Irish that the Irish themselves detest, Irish writers
the ones that think.
Brendan Behan
#29. Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.
Brendan Behan
#30. Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
Brendan Behan
#31. There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
Brendan Behan
#32. The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.
Brendan Behan
#33. What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.
Brendan Behan
#34. Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
Brendan Behan
#35. Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
Brendan Behan
#37. Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
Brendan Behan
#38. A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
Brendan Behan
#40. I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
Brendan Behan
#41. If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
Brendan Behan
#42. Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
Brendan Behan
#43. A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
Brendan Behan
#44. When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
Brendan Behan
#45. Come all you young rebels and list while I sing
For the love of one's country is a terrible thing
It banishes fear with the speed of a flame
And it makes us all part of their pattriot game.
Dominic Behan
#46. He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
Brendan Behan
#47. God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
Brendan Behan
#48. Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
Brendan Behan
#49. To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
Brendan Behan
#50. That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
Brendan Behan
#51. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Behan
#52. I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
Brendan Behan
#53. In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.
Brendan Behan
#54. A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.
Brendan Behan
#57. What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
Brendan Behan
#58. I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
Brendan Behan
#59. An author's first duty is to let down his country.
Brendan Behan
#60. Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
Brendan Behan
#63. The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
Brendan Behan
#64. The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.
Brendan Behan
#65. The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is more deprived and alone than the man who has achieved his dream?
Brendan Behan
#67. They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues ...
Brendan Behan
#68. There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
Brendan Behan
#69. Write for love, edit for perfection & publish to share that moment in time
Debbie Behan
#70. Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
Brendan Behan
#71. I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
Brendan Behan
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