Top 14 Beer Mat Quotes
#1. I don't know, Benes. I'm not sure I've ever really understood women for that kind of commitment.' He flipped his beer mat up int the air with his index finger and caught it in his hand.
F.C. Malby
#2. The relation between husband and wife should turn into a love of the heart untouched by desire.
Mata Amritanandamayi
#3. We tend to buy things - a lot of things - where we don't know exactly what will happen, but the outcome will be decent.
Charlie Munger
#4. Until you truly learn how to act well, you shall always act only for your actions to teach you how to act well
Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
#5. My parents are from the former Soviet Union, from Ukraine, and I grew up wanting to be a professional hockey player.
Gabe Polsky
#6. The problem isn't gaining weight, it's gaining it in the right place.
David Sedaris
#7. I fancy myself as being a fairly competent person.
Lisa Ling
#8. If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?
David Sedaris
#9. Any story told is a lie cunningly told to hide the real world from the poor bastards who live in it.
Catherynne M Valente
#11. You can't spend the whole day waiting for night to come.
Paulo Coelho
#12. I'm so happy to be able to give kids the opportunity to learn about amazing world of dance and music that I've have been lucky enough to make such a big part of my own life.
Britney Spears
#13. I started putting down my thoughts on paper out of loneliness while I was studying in America. I was very close to my grandfather, and when he died, I couldn't visit home. I started scribbling those thoughts.
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
#14. What makes you succeed must be possessed where it cannot be taken away. The internal capacity to succeed is more important than the external and temporal manifestation of success.
Archibald Marwizi
